Posts Tagged ‘ zombies ’

TwinkieGate Investigator Probes Obama About Little Debbie Affair

November 18, 2012
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"Obama" "Twinkie" "Little" "Debbie" "affair"

Popular food-like snack company Hostess announced that they are ceasing production of their iconic treats. Shocked Americans demand answers! Is the post-election timing just a coincidence? Or is there a greater conspiracy brewing?

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Republicans Caught Creating Fake Polling Stations

November 5, 2012
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voterbooth

This is the most blatant attempt by Republicans to disenfranchise liberal voters, however it is far from the only instance.

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GOP Celebrates New ‘PreSin’ Pregnancy Prevention Pill

September 5, 2012
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"GOP" "presin" "pills" "sex" "Republican" "Free" "Wood" "Post"

On Monday, the FDA gave final approval to the financially troubled KV Pharmaceutical for their “Afternoon-Before” pregnancy prevention pill. The pill, referred to as “PreSin” works by suppressing sexual desires prior to engaging in a sexual act.

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Facebook Buys InstaBaby for $3 Billion

July 1, 2012
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InstaBaby

Facebook surprised Wall Street insiders today when it purchased the upstart app Instababy for an estimated $3 billion.

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Florida Governor Plans to Use Fear of Zombies to Suppress Voter Turnout

June 7, 2012
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Can zombies help Republicans win Florida?

A memo leaked by a source inside of Florida Governor Rick Scott's office details how the Florida State Republican Party plans to use the fear of zombies to scare people in selected areas of the state into staying home on election day.

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