Thousands of almost identical reports have surfaced of people simply eating breakfast, reading the paper, and then going online to shop for health insurance before eventually gnawing on a family member’s or roommate’s skull.Continue Reading →
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The interesting fact is that Mr. Perry had been dead for seven weeks prior to the donation. The GOP doesn’t see this as a problem unless it’s a Democrat or Gay Zombie giving donations to their causes or their PACs.Continue Reading →
Popular food-like snack company Hostess announced that they are ceasing production of their iconic treats. Shocked Americans demand answers! Is the post-election timing just a coincidence? Or is there a greater conspiracy brewing?Continue Reading →
This is the most blatant attempt by Republicans to disenfranchise liberal voters, however it is far from the only instance.Continue Reading →
On Monday, the FDA gave final approval to the financially troubled KV Pharmaceutical for their “Afternoon-Before” pregnancy prevention pill. The pill, referred to as “PreSin” works by suppressing sexual desires prior to engaging in a sexual act.Continue Reading →
Facebook surprised Wall Street insiders today when it purchased the upstart app Instababy for an estimated $3 billion.Continue Reading →
A memo leaked by a source inside of Florida Governor Rick Scott’s office details how the Florida State Republican Party plans to use the fear of zombies to scare people in selected areas of the state into staying home on election day.Continue Reading →