Post Tagged with: "White House"


Duck Dynasty Cancelled After Robertsons Accept Roles Within Trump Administration

Everything is moving forward just as we expected.

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After Early Returns Of Tuesday Primaries, Ted Cruz Seen Jumping Fence Towards White House

“BUT GOD SAID IT WOULD BE MEEE!”

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Trump Declares He’s ‘Totally Gonna Renovate The White House’ To His Standards

“It’s so old, I don’t get how anyone can live in there like that anymore.”

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Failed Copycat Arrested For Sending Rice In Envelopes to White House

An Arizona man was briefly held and then released by the FBI this past week after being identified as the person who sent envelopes full of rice to the White House. The rice was accompanied by a note saying “Eat this!”

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Washington State Seeks Constitutional Amendment Banning Straight Marriage

In a surprising and controversial move, the Washington state legislature is considering an amendment to its constitution defining marriage as only existing between couples of the same sex. The amendment will be voted on in the November election and is currently polling at a tight 51%-49% in favor of the change. The New Marriage Amendment (N.M.A.) was first introduced by a non-profit organization called the Preservation of Marriage Coalition whose mission is to “preserve the sanctity of marriage”. However, during […]

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Rush Limbaugh Livid Over Hostess Closure: This is All Michelle Obama’s Fault, I Feel As Though a Part of Me is Dying

Rush Limbaugh took to the airwaves this morning visibly upset after hearing news of Hostess Brands Inc. shutting down. He was beside himself trying to come to terms with this loss of the iconic 85-year-old maker of treats.

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Tea Party Deficit Compromise Includes Nationalized Creationism Education

As both sides of the aisle try to reach some sort of agreement to reduce the deficit, the Tea Party is taking an extreme stance on not only increased tax revenue, but also what they want to do to change the structure of our public education system.

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Weimaraner Tails Wagging Over Election Results

The former Massachusetts Governor had plans to adopt a Weimaraner puppy if elected, and this news had normally skittish Weimaraners a little more anxious than usual.

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