Post Tagged with: "Trump"


Trump Gives Putin Honorary American Citizenship; Boasts It’s ‘Good Diplomacy’

In what conservative commentators are calling ‘sign of good faith for things to come’, Trump wanted to make things official.

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Trump To Insist All Members Of Congress Call Him ‘Dear Leader’

He’s becoming the dictator he’s always dreamed of being.

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Trump Excited To Perjure Himself More Than Anyone In The History Of The Universe (TWEET)

He knows he’s the best liar out there!

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Trump Giving Lincoln Bedroom To Putin To Streamline U.S. Takeover By Russia

JUST IN.

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Betsy DeVos Bans “Teaching” in Classrooms

During the press conference DeVos stated, “Learning needs be better. This less confusing for students. Enlightening good. Jesus good. Trump good. Goodbye.”

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Trump Signs Executive Order to Sell Grand Canyon

Trump spoke about his decision: “The parks are mine now and I can do with them what I like. What’s best for the country. This is a great day. Wonderful. Tons of jobs. Tons. There’s going to be money falling from the skies because of this.”

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Politifact Declares ‘Pants on Fire’ to Trump’s statement: ‘You know, I’m, like, a smart person.’

According to a Politifact spokesperson it took only 30 seconds to confer the verdict, ‘Pants on Fire’ as well as award Trump the 2016 Lie of the Year award.

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Trump To Seat Four Women He Hasn’t Sexually Assaulted In Front Row Of Next Debate

In another move aimed directly at Democratic Presidential nominee Hillary Clinton’s campaign, Republican nominee Donald Trump plans to seat four women he’s never sexually assaulted in the front row of the next Presidential debate October 19th in Las Vegas. Pundits are calling the move a slap in the face to Clinton and a direct repudiation of the narrative that he’s an aggressive sexual predator. Appearing at the debate with an entire slate of four women whom he has never sexually […]

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Target Easing Fears Of Sexual Assault With New Trump-Only Bathrooms

Target is investing millions of dollars nationally to ease the public’s fears of sexual assault in its restrooms.

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United States Creepy Clown Problem Getting Out Of Hand

This epidemic is growing and it’s terrifying.

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