Post Tagged with: "Trump"


Trump Giving Lincoln Bedroom To Putin To Streamline U.S. Takeover By Russia

JUST IN.

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Betsy DeVos Bans “Teaching” in Classrooms

During the press conference DeVos stated, “Learning needs be better. This less confusing for students. Enlightening good. Jesus good. Trump good. Goodbye.”

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Trump Signs Executive Order to Sell Grand Canyon

Trump spoke about his decision: “The parks are mine now and I can do with them what I like. What’s best for the country. This is a great day. Wonderful. Tons of jobs. Tons. There’s going to be money falling from the skies because of this.”

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Politifact Declares ‘Pants on Fire’ to Trump’s statement: ‘You know, I’m, like, a smart person.’

According to a Politifact spokesperson it took only 30 seconds to confer the verdict, ‘Pants on Fire’ as well as award Trump the 2016 Lie of the Year award.

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Trump To Seat Four Women He Hasn’t Sexually Assaulted In Front Row Of Next Debate

In another move aimed directly at Democratic Presidential nominee Hillary Clinton’s campaign, Republican nominee Donald Trump plans to seat four women he’s never sexually assaulted in the front row of the next Presidential debate October 19th in Las Vegas. Pundits are calling the move a slap in the face to Clinton and a direct repudiation of the narrative that he’s an aggressive sexual predator. Appearing at the debate with an entire slate of four women whom he has never sexually […]

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Target Easing Fears Of Sexual Assault With New Trump-Only Bathrooms

Target is investing millions of dollars nationally to ease the public’s fears of sexual assault in its restrooms.

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United States Creepy Clown Problem Getting Out Of Hand

This epidemic is growing and it’s terrifying.

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Hillary Recruits Local Middle School Bully To Help With Trump Debate Prep

Will the strategy pay off?

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Mexican President Complains About Quality of People U.S. Is Sending To Mexico

Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto took to the airwaves today during his weekly radio address.

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BREAKING: Mexico Quickly Builds Giant Border Wall To Keep Trump Out

After news quickly hit the wire of Donald Trump’s impending trip to Mexico to visit with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, Mexicans citizens went into action to do what they could to keep the Republican presidential nominee out. Mexico is well aware that Trump has said the most horrific things about their nation and its citizens. Calling them everything from rapists to murderers and everything else under the sun. So, in an effort to prevent that hatred from actually entering across […]

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