Post Tagged with: "Ted Cruz"


After Months Of Almost Caring About The Nation, Ted Cruz Gives Up Search For Spine

As much as many can say they don’t like Senator Ted “Green Eggs and Ham” Cruz, they could at least say he seemed to care about the nation enough to not want to see it fall into the hands of a megalomaniac reality television show host. Ever since Cruz dropped out of the race for Republican nominee he held true to making sure that the nation will not fall prey to the horrendousness of Donald Trump. He even implied at the Republican […]

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Creepy Bully Hates Being Bullied By Narcissistic D-bag

Poor wittle Teddy haz a sad.

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Watch Carly Fiorina Fall Through Trapdoor Back To Depths Of Hell After Announcing Cruz

She can only appear in daylight for moments at a time.

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Smarmy Douchebag Desperately Seeks Way To Make People Hate Him More

Well, this is certainly one way to do it.

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After Early Returns Of Tuesday Primaries, Ted Cruz Seen Jumping Fence Towards White House

“BUT GOD SAID IT WOULD BE MEEE!”

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Ted Cruz And John Kasich Team Up To Prove Two Negatives Equal A Positive

‘A’ for effort?

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Ted Cruz Denied Access To Bathroom At Restaurant: ‘He’s Clearly Too Creepy To Enter’

Was bound to happen sooner or later.

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Evil Incarnate Appears On CNN In Human Form

Don’t be fooled, America. It’s all an illusion as if from the Devil himself.

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Images Of Ted Cruz Being Used To Coerce Criminals Into Confessing To Their Crimes

“It’s been the most effective way to get confessions that we’ve ever used.”

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Horrified Nation Struggles To Un-Imagine Ted Cruz Having Sex

An undercurrent of chaos and emotional distress has swept across the nation.

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