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Donald Trump Exposed In Ashley Madison Hack (NSFW)

The billionaire with the hair has been naughtier than a pair of Republicans in a men’s bathroom.

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Gallup Poll: 71% of Tea Party Members Believe Ebola is President Obama’s Birthplace

Tea Party members have often found themselves as punch lines. Not because so many people would like to line them up and punch them, but because there is the perception that they are not that intelligent. Providing further proof of their less than optimal I.Q., Gallup has released a new poll in which they surveyed 2,400 registered Tea Party voters. The end result was that 71% of active Tea Party members believe that Ebola is the country where President Barack […]

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Tea Party Mistakenly Protests Arizona Thespian Center: “Thespians are against God’s will”

An innocent celebration turned chaotic Thursday as Tea Party demonstrators descended on Tucson, Arizona to protest the newly built Arizona Thespian Center. Led by Minnesota Senator Michele Bachmann, the protesters interrupted the ribbon cutting ceremony for the 1200-seat performing arts center by screaming a series of homophobic expletives, throwing objects at participants and threatening to “burn that building of sin to the ground”. Or as they would call it, doing God’s work. The participants of the ribbon cutting ceremony seemed […]

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An Open Letter From Tea Party Founders To Their Voters

Dear Voters, First of all, Freedom. Liberty, freedom, common sense liberty, freedom America. Tyranny!! Benghazi! MaoBama! Freedom! Fast and Furious King Obama oppression hypocrite. Liberty! Bald Eagle America freedom right to bear arms shall not be infringed. Liberty. Don’t tread on me! Obamacare tyranny. Taxes oppression. Health insurance for those who can afford it. Earn it! Freedom! Unlimited campaign donations are good. Liberty! We the people is overrated anyway. Tyranny! In conclusion, Liberty, Freedom, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, IRS bad, […]

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Christie Drinks Blood Of Public School Teacher At Victory Rally

NJ Governor Chris Christie is famous for his public feuds with public school teachers, so it was only natural that he eventually completely lost his cool with one.

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GOP Upset That Healthcare.gov Is Real Problem, Not One They Made Up

For years, Republicans have grumbled obstructed, and throw tantrums about fake and fictitious problems associated with Obamacare.

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Tea Party Plans To Dismantle “Anti-God” and “Phallic” Washington Monument

A small but vocal group made up of Tea Party congressmen and senators is calling for the destruction of the Washington Monument. They are even willing to tie the demolition they desire to the upcoming debt ceiling debate in order to get their way.

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Republicans Vote To Waste More Time Repealing Other Laws

After reaching its 40th vote to repeal Obamacare, House Republicans have decided there are so many more important laws they can be wasting taxpayer time and money on with repeal votes. “The Obamacare repeal ride was a lot of fun and wasted a lot of people’s time and money. but I just feel like there are way more important laws for us to be focusing our time and effort on with fruitless repeal votes,” said Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) Rep. […]

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White Tea Party Member Declares Racism Is Over As He Asks For President Obama’s Birth Certificate

“Just look at the last two elections, we done elected a black man twice — that’s two times. Now you tell me how racism still exists here in the United States. We have bigger fish to fry than bellyaching over nonexistent racism. Things like… have we have found out where our president was born? Personally, I’d still like to see his birth certificate.”

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First IRS, now LAPD: Police Unfairly Targeting Vans Made of Marijuana

The LAPD may be employing similar despicable strategies in the course of their law enforcement duties. Cheech Marin has now charged the police with unfairly targeting vans made entirely out of marijuana.

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