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Obama To Trump: ‘Perhaps Ignorant Racists Should Wear Special ID Badges Too’

For President Obama, the political correctness gloves have been taken off and placed firmly up Donald Trump’s butt.

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Obama Proposes Plan To Trade Self-Righteous Conservatives For Refugees

With so many conservatives making an infinite amount of bigoted noise surrounding Syrian refugees, President Obama has offered a solution.

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US Threatens To Topple ISIS By Releasing Nude Photos Of Joe Biden

President Obama and his foreign policy team have been scratching their heads in a thus far deliberative attempt to figure out how to break up ISIS. The well-financed and armed international Islamic group of terrorists inflicting pain and misery in Iraq and Syria.  The sheer magnitude of, and its massive amounts of money, combined with the fact that President Obama and the American people aren’t eager to jump back into Iraq, has puzzled the president and his team. However, videos […]

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Since Threatening War Turned GOP Into Doves, Obama To Begin Using Reverse Psychology With Everything

Who knew all it would take for Republicans to come out against war, their most favorite thing ever, was to simply have President Obama come out in favor of military action? We here at Free Wood Post certainly didn’t.

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Republicans Accidentally Forget They Love War To Oppose Obama

Some House Republicans hinted that they may support military intervention in Syria if Bashar Assad were to do the unthinkable and implement Obamacare.

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Miley Cyrus Sent To Syria To Make Americans Care About Syria

After several top-level meetings with key cabinet members, including Secretary of State John Kerry, President Obama has decided that sending Miley Cyrus to Syria is the best present course of action.

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