Post Tagged with: "second amendment"


Ted Nugent Admits His Guns Make Up For Having Remarkably Small Dick

“It is what it is…”

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GOP Upset Obama Wants To Prevent Their Mentally Unstable Voting Base From Buying Guns

“He’s trying to strip our entire voting base of their right to own a firearm.”

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NRA Outraged President Obama Wants Fewer People To Die

“How’s it going to look with fewer people dying. People won’t think they need guns.”

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Huckabee: ‘The Unborn Deserve The Constitutional Right To Open Carry’

Former Governor of Arkansas and Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is very concerned about Constitutional rights.

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NEW DISCOVERY: First Half of Second Amendment

It has been brought to the attention of Free Wood Post that there has been a remarkable new discovery that may be a game changer. There appears to be an undiscovered first half to the second amendment. For the longest time, gun enthusiasts, the NRA, and right-wingers alike have been using the second half of the second amendment to make their case for the freedom to own as many firearms as possible within the span of one lifetime. “I was […]

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NRA: Two-Year-Old Gun Victim Should Have Been Armed

The tragic death of a two-year old Kentucky girl who was shot and killed by her five-year old brother outside their Burkesville home last week could have been easily prevented, according to the NRA.

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NRA Backs Down, Admits Carrying Handguns Would Not Have Saved Dinosaurs From Extinction

“It was a careless comment by one of our staff,” admits the Association’s CEO Wayne LaPierre. “Historical speculation can only go so far – it’s fine if you’re talking about 1775, but we can’t speak with any authority on prehistoric events.

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Government: If We Do Come After You, Your Guns Won’t Do Shit

In a wake-up call to passionate second-amendment defenders everywhere, the US Government today released a statement explaining that in the event that the government really wants to come in and seize everything that matters to you, your silly homegrown little collection of firearms won’t help you.

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FBI Tracking Gun Ownership And Mental Health Through Facebook

It seems that one way the government has decided to help curb gun violence is to track who owns guns and what mental health issues may appear by noting how often Facebook users post about guns, the second amendment, ammunition, and supposed tyranny.

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Man With Multiple Facebook Posts About Loving Guns Proves He May Be Slightly Crazy — Police Investigate

In the outpouring of opinions on Facebook from both sides one area man near Odessa Texas has apparently gone a little overboard. Every five minutes he’s either posting a status update, an image, or reposting something someone else has posted in regards to his second amendment right.

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