Post Tagged with: "science"


Ted Cruz: We Don’t Need NASA Because God Only Created Earth

To keep on par with Republicans wanting to ignore all things science-related, Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) will be named chair of the Subcommittee on Space, Science and Competitiveness, where he will oversee NASA and science programs. He’s delighted with his new role and is prepared to bring the gospel into the way he runs things. In a statement to Free Wood Post, Cruz said: “This is really my chance to change things around here. Enough of this climate science junk. […]

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“Cosmos” Proving Difficult for Small Children, Fox News Viewers to Grasp

Despite the best efforts of the show’s creators, the subject matter in the reboot of Carl Sagan’s classic science series “Cosmos” has been found to be too difficult for children and Fox News viewers to grasp. Fox News viewers had problems with the lack of “God” mentions, the “alleged” age of the earth, and the idea that evolution has occurred and continues to occur on the planet. Self-professed “Number 1 O’Reilly fan” Scott Benjamin weighed in: “There’s no way a […]

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Over Half of Chimpanzees Reject Idea of Common Ancestry With Ken Ham

Fresh on the heels of a Pew Research Center poll showing that 33% of Americans do not believe in evolution and a common ancestry between humans and apes, a new poll of chimpanzees shows that more than 50% reject the idea of common ancestry with president of Answers in Genesis and the Creation Museum owner Ken Ham. “You must be joking” said one chimp, using a new thought-to-speech technology developed by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. “A common ancestor? No […]

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Tennessee Bans “Teaching” in Classrooms

On Wednesday morning, the Tennessee Senate passed SB 904 which prohibits the use of “teaching” in public schools.

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Scientists Predict “Columbus Forgiveness Stage”

While resentment about the once-revered explorer, Christopher Columbus has burned in the hearts of Native Americans for centuries, it has only begun to smolder the outer rib cages of non-native Americans for the past decade or so.

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Santorum Tells Supporters That All Science Is Make-Believe And The Sun Revolves Around The Earth

At a rally in Independence, Missouri, Rick Santorum revealed to a large crowd a lot more information regarding his beliefs on science.

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Neurobiologists Prove Rats Are More Compassionate Than Republicans

A study by University of Chicago neurobiologists proved that rats are empathetic creatures with a strong impulse to aid other troubled rats. This study has further strengthened the theory that even rats are more compassionate than Republicans.

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Herman Cain Admits to Believing in Science, GOP Base Outraged

Herman Cain was asked during an interview on ABC’s The View if he believes that being gay is a choice. He replied that he does, but went on to assert, “You show me the science that says it’s not, and I could be persuaded.”

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