Posts Tagged ‘ Sarah palin ’

Sarah Palin To Run For President — Of Own Fan Club

May 8, 2013
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"Sarah" "Palin" "fan" "club" "Palinaholics" "president"

Sarah Palin is no stranger to being her own publicist and making sure she gets as much attention as possible at all times no matter good or bad, but it seems the former governor of Alaska would like to take over the reins of her own fan club.

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Palin Launches New Line Of Refreshments Aimed Squarely At Conservatives, Fatties

March 27, 2013
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"Palin" "obese" "refreshments" "big" "gulp"

Palin's ambitious 2013 initiative will reportedly include food and snacks as well as beverages. Team officials lauded the scheduled Q2 launch of the "Second Amendment SnackShot," described in press materials as a sugar-coated, double-butter-fried waffle cunningly molded into the shape of an expanded-capacity AR-15 magazine.

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Toyota Announces Massive Recall for Unreleased Vehicle

January 11, 2013
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rav4

This week, Toyota Motor Corporation, announced another massive vehicle recall. In a press release issued on Thursday, Toyota informed the public that “we will be recalling 2-million 2014 Toyota Rav4s due to a faulty passenger seat.”

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Sarah Palin Demands That Obama Bring Ben Gazzy to Justice

November 20, 2012
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"Obama" "Benghazi" "Palin" "Free" "Wood" "Post" "Libya"

I personally think we should really have a special special committee, a double special committee if you will, because that's what it will take to see through all of those lies and jive talkings and such that we are getting from the White House.

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Romney Gracious In Defeat Due To Frequent Practice

November 7, 2012
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Romney Concession

"Hey, losing is still pretty lucrative. I crashed a ton of companies at Bain and still got paid. No worries, my friends. And I assume after this, Fox News will be calling to sign me up for something. Heck, they gave that Palin lady a job."

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Sarah Palin Reports Mysterious White Rolled Up Items On Front Lawn

October 11, 2012
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"Palin" "rolled" "white" "newspaper" "paper" "Free" "Wood" "Post"

"Well, I'm seeing these things and they're out on my lawn. They're white, rolled up, things. It's the craziest thing! It looks like there might even be words on them. The one on Sunday was the biggest and that's what had me really worried."

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Sarah Palin Denies Existence of WWII-era Japanese Camps

October 5, 2012
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"Palin" "World" "War" "2" "Japanese" "concentration" "camps" "United" "States" "Free" "Wood" "Post"

Last week, Sarah Palin visited Crystal City, Texas, the site of a major Japanese World War II relocation camp, and declared it a "dandy" place to visit.

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Sarah Palin decries Islamic influence on Moose population

September 1, 2012
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"Sarah" "Palin" "Moose" "islamic" "Free" "Wood" "Post"

The former Alaska governor went on Fox News presumably to talk about the Republican National Convention, but slipped into a rambling diatribe about the rising danger coming from Islamic influences on the local Moose population.

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Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy – “We don’t like the blacks either”

August 11, 2012
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Hate

After a record setting sales day last week, Chick-fil-A President and Chief Operating Officer Dan Cathy has realized that hatred and bigotry are extremely profitable in the United States.

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FOX NEWS: “NASA PROMOTES PAGAN BELIEFS”

June 7, 2012
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pagan

Fox News is reporting that an ongoing investigation has revealed evidence that “NASA actively proliferates pagan beliefs in astrology that contradict Christian doctrine at taxpayers’ expense, as demonstrated by the agency’s recent focus on the alleged Transit of Venus.”

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