Post Tagged with: "Santorum"


Romney Pounds Shoe on Desk: “Russia, We Will Bury You!”

Mitt Romney has a message for the owners of the world’s second largest nuclear arsenal.

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Santorum: “If Total Abstinence Seems Unreasonable, Try Dry Humping”

In a speech made today in Waukesha, WI to a crowd of young supporters, former Senator Rick Santorum back-pedaled slightly on his “abstinence only” stance.

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Romney to Opponents: “Please Just Let Me Have This One”

At a press conference outside a community center in Hartford, CT yesterday, Mitt Romney once again found himself deflecting questioning from reporters about the recent ‘etch-a-sketch’ gaffe his top adviser made last week while on CNN.

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The Elderly Are So Sweet

Decision time for the nation’s elderly.

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Santorum Tells Supporters That All Science Is Make-Believe And The Sun Revolves Around The Earth

At a rally in Independence, Missouri, Rick Santorum revealed to a large crowd a lot more information regarding his beliefs on science.

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GOP Front-Runners Sign Vow to Attack Turkey if Elected

Wichita, KS – With Super Tuesday’s results heating-up the campaign rhetoric, Republican presidential hopefuls Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum have signed a vow pledging to attack Turkey upon being sworn in as the next President of the United States.  The vow, originally authored by the Koalition Of Concerned Humans, a grass-roots conservative group, states: Turkey has already provided the United States with ample reason for a swift and decisive preemptive strike. Any responsible US President would immediately attack the people […]

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Lesbian Parents Are Just Two Single Moms??

With all the recent attacks on women, it is not at all surprising that this conspiracy theory has come to fruition out of the mouths of current Republican legislators.

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Now that Maryland is Gay Marryland, Heterosexual Marriages All Over The State Are Falling Apart

In a devastating turn of events, ever since Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley signed the marriage equality bill into effect, heterosexual marriages all over the state have begun falling apart.

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Santorum’s Plan to End College Indoctrination

The former senator is releasing details of his plan for reforming higher education in the United States.

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Republicans Accuse Victoria’s Secret of Murdering Babies

Is Victoria’s Secret unknowingly aiding in baby genocide?

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