Post Tagged with: "Santorum"


President Santorum Reminisces About When He Won Iowa In 2012

“It’s a game changer for sure.”

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Huckabee, Santorum In Heated Contest For Lone Pataki Supporter

Following Tuesday’s shocking announcement that former New York Governor George Pataki had exited the 2016 presidential race, advisers at both the Santorum and Huckabee campaigns were frantically working the phones in a pitch battle to get Pataki’s supporter into their camp.

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Christian Right Angered By Pope’s Anti-Capitalist Talk Vow To Elect Their Own Pope

Pope Francis has been creating quite a stir among the Christian Right. Anxiety for the fundamentalist right-wing of the Republican party has only mounted since Pope Francis has continued to model a radically different papacy; one based on caring for the poor and the marginalized. He has preached the evils of the globalized economy, specifically blasting “trickle-down economics” as a theory that, “expresses a crude and naïve trust in the goodness of those wielding economic power.” He has also criticized […]

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GOP Votes Down U.N. Disabilities Measure, Rolls Former Senator Bob Dole Out Back Near Dumpsters

Former Republican Senator Bob Dole made a courageous and spirited defense of the United Nations Convention on the Rights of Persons With Disabilities, but his fellow Republicans defeated its ratification and rolled the honorable Senator out back of the Capitol and left him near the dumpsters. He was discovered 3 hours later and Congressional staffers claimed a simple oversight.

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Santorum: Republicans ‘not after smart people,’ have dumbass, idiot, racist vote locked up

Addressing the Values Voters Summit, former Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum said Republicans will never have “smart people on our side.” While most objective observers will wholeheartedly agree with Mr. Santorum, he wasn’t finished describing today’s conservative demographic.

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Homosexuals Give Up on Gay Marriage in Favor of Traditional, Biblical Marriage

Many frustrated homosexuals have decided to give up on their plans to have a “gay marriage” and instead have focused on having a traditional, biblical marriage.

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Santorum Holds Funeral for Unsuccessful Sperm

Santorum admitted that despite having executed the visual coping mechanisms, he and his wife still had difficulty dealing with the loss.

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OUT Magazine Names The Sweater Vest As The Gay Fashion Innovation Of 2012

The fashion influence of the now suspended Rick Santorum presidential campaign has had an unforeseen twist, many people in the LGBT communities have kept a close eye on the anti-gay and homophobic rhetoric of his campaign.

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Santorum: Jesus Was Too Liberal, I Can Be Your Real Savior

In a turn of events, Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum had some interesting words for his supporters on Easter Sunday at a local brunch held after church services.

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Vegas Casinos Taking Bets on Santorum’s Salacious Secrets

With the excitement of March Madness almost over, Vegas oddmakers have set their sights on something slightly more relevant than unpaid, collegiate athletes: the Republican presidential primaries.

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