In response to recent reports of psychological damage inflicted on innocent children (and others) by thoughtless people using cruel, derogatory, degrading or confusing words, South Carolina Congressman Lindsey Graham introduced a bill that intends to stop this hurtful practice by any means necessary.
Both Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney seem to be well versed in how to really turn off the American public from ever wanting to vote for them, so they will be revealing their secrets of being defeated to their conservative peers so that they too can repeat the same mistakes in the future.
Popular food-like snack company Hostess announced that they are ceasing production of their iconic treats. Shocked Americans demand answers! Is the post-election timing just a coincidence? Or is there a greater conspiracy brewing?
These camps will be known as "Subversion Camps" and will be open to any and all individuals who seek to resign their patriotism to their nation and give up all civic responsibility.
Rush Limbaugh in a moment of clarity Tuesday morning began explaining how he is the reason so many people in the United States are misinformed, hate women, and are fine with being morbidly obese.
The former Massachusetts Governor had plans to adopt a Weimaraner puppy if elected, and this news had normally skittish Weimaraners a little more anxious than usual.
It seems they aren't happy with the result and are holding Romney responsible. Immediately after Romney conceded, the Koch boys emailed an invoice to Romney demanding 500 million dollars for what they termed "services not rendered."
This week presidential hopeful Mitt Romney released a statement expressing outrage at the President’s refusal to refer to the recent super storm Sandy as “a terrorist act of weather."
"It was overwhelming, it was terrible in fact, but I rolled up my sleeves and began to pick it all up and put it back together piece by piece."
Reports coming in all across America show that scores of sharp dressed Mormon missionaries have been unleashed on the God-fearing public and are targeting homes with Romney signs in the yard for their religious conversions.
