Post Tagged with: "Romney"


Romney’s Poverty Solution: Just Sweep Them Under The Rug

According to Mitt Romney who wouldn’t admit income inequality existed back in 2012, income inequality is one of the worst problems in the United States. Well, to keep in line with his previous views of the bottom 47% he deems moochers, he’s come up with a plan to get rid of income inequality once and for all — sweep them under the rug. In an exclusive interview with Free Wood Post Romney said: “You see, income inequality doesn’t have to […]

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Word-Control Bill Introduced By Congressman Lindsey Graham Has 1st Amendment Rights Advocates Up In Arms

In response to recent reports of psychological damage inflicted on innocent children (and others) by thoughtless people using cruel, derogatory, degrading or confusing words, South Carolina Congressman Lindsey Graham introduced a bill that intends to stop this hurtful practice by any means necessary.

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CPAC 2013 Speakers Romney & Palin Will Discuss Best Ways To Lose Presidential Elections

Both Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney seem to be well versed in how to really turn off the American public from ever wanting to vote for them, so they will be revealing their secrets of being defeated to their conservative peers so that they too can repeat the same mistakes in the future.

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TwinkieGate Investigator Probes Obama About Little Debbie Affair

Popular food-like snack company Hostess announced that they are ceasing production of their iconic treats. Shocked Americans demand answers! Is the post-election timing just a coincidence? Or is there a greater conspiracy brewing?

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Willing To Negotiate, Obama Offers To Set Up Isolationist Camps For Those Who Don’t Want To Pay Taxes

These camps will be known as “Subversion Camps” and will be open to any and all individuals who seek to resign their patriotism to their nation and give up all civic responsibility.

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Limbaugh: I’m The Reason So Many Are Stupid, Misogynistic, and Fat

Rush Limbaugh in a moment of clarity Tuesday morning began explaining how he is the reason so many people in the United States are misinformed, hate women, and are fine with being morbidly obese.

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Weimaraner Tails Wagging Over Election Results

The former Massachusetts Governor had plans to adopt a Weimaraner puppy if elected, and this news had normally skittish Weimaraners a little more anxious than usual.

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Koch Brothers Invoice Romney 500 Million For ‘Services Not Rendered’

It seems they aren’t happy with the result and are holding Romney responsible. Immediately after Romney conceded, the Koch boys emailed an invoice to Romney demanding 500 million dollars for what they termed “services not rendered.”

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Romney: Obama Should Have Condemned Sandy as “An Act of Weather Terrorism”

This week presidential hopeful Mitt Romney released a statement expressing outrage at the President’s refusal to refer to the recent super storm Sandy as “a terrorist act of weather.”

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Romney on Hurricane Sandy Aftermath: “It Reminds Me of When I Was a Child and Had To Clean My Room”

“It was overwhelming, it was terrible in fact, but I rolled up my sleeves and began to pick it all up and put it back together piece by piece.”

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