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RNC Promote Joseph Goebbels’ Films As Way Of Understanding GOP

Sounds about right.

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Myth Officially Debunked As Proof Pigs Can Fly Seen All Over Cleveland (IMAGES)

BREAKING NEWS

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RNC Audience Confused By Melania Trump’s Repeated References To ‘Barack and I’

Here’s the moment everyone is talking about.

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RNC Platform Proposes Boosting Women’s Pay To 80 Cents On The Dollar

“Don’t be silly. Women still aren’t equal.”

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GOP Puts Phil Robertson As Lead Contender For Oval Office In 2016

Amidst the controversy regarding the suspension of Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson after his homophobic remarks, the GOP, never failing to be the opportunistic lovers of bigotry that they are, think they may have finally found their candidate for 2016. “He’s perfect,” said RNC Chair Reince Priebus. “Just look at all the love from conservatives and media attention he is receiving. He’ll undoubtedly give any Democratic candidate a run for their money. He’s adored by millions. Millions who share his hatred […]

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GOP Expanding Outrage Manufacturing Operations Overseas

“We had hoped to continue manufacturing all of our false outrage in America, by Americans. But we’re really having a hard time getting anyone to do the work.”

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Rand Paul To Speak At Howard, Excited To Tell Students To Their Face He Doesn’t Support Civil Rights

“These young negroes need to know where we as a party really stand. We stand up for freedom and civil liberties. That is of course the freedom for white business owners to deny individuals from their establishments based only upon the color of skin.”

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Mother Nature To Mitt Romney: “How Do You Like Me Now?!”

Well it seems that mother nature doesn’t take too kindly to people mocking her, and especially those who don’t acknowledge the wrath she can bring when she is continuously abused by pollution, green house gases, fracking, mining, etc.

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RNC Reversing Ticket, Putting Ryan On Top Amidst Romney Controversy

Looking at all the peril Gov. Mitt Romney has brought upon Republican chances at getting the White House back, the Republican National Committee is taking a bold move and reversing the Presidential ticket.

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Clint Eastwood Thought President Obama Was Really There

It seems Mr. Eastwood really believes President Obama was there on stage with him. One can only assume that he is either senile, or suffering from the side-effects of a medicine he may be taking currently.

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