Post Tagged with: "rick santorum"


Hillary Clinton: ‘It’s Time to Break the Ass Ceiling’

No one can say that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton minces words.

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Paul Ryan’s Lies Are Good for the Economy, Creating Jobs Whenever he Speaks

After his speech at the Republican National Convention, a hiring boom was reported in the fact-checker sector.

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Homosexuals Give Up on Gay Marriage in Favor of Traditional, Biblical Marriage

Many frustrated homosexuals have decided to give up on their plans to have a “gay marriage” and instead have focused on having a traditional, biblical marriage.

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Santorum: Jesus Was Too Liberal, I Can Be Your Real Savior

In a turn of events, Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum had some interesting words for his supporters on Easter Sunday at a local brunch held after church services.

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Santorum Scores ‘6’ on NFL’s Wonderlic Test

Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum made an egregious error yesterday when he accidentally released a completed copy of his Wonderlic Test to the media.

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Santorum Proposes ‘Jesus and Bake Sale’ Health Care Option

Rick Santorum suggested Tuesday that Americans who oppose the individual mandate portion of the healthcare bill should have the option to sign up for what he called the ‘Jesus and Bake Sale’ health plan.

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Santorum: “If Total Abstinence Seems Unreasonable, Try Dry Humping”

In a speech made today in Waukesha, WI to a crowd of young supporters, former Senator Rick Santorum back-pedaled slightly on his “abstinence only” stance.

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Romney to Opponents: “Please Just Let Me Have This One”

At a press conference outside a community center in Hartford, CT yesterday, Mitt Romney once again found himself deflecting questioning from reporters about the recent ‘etch-a-sketch’ gaffe his top adviser made last week while on CNN.

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Santorum Suggests ‘Hunger Games’ Contest for Illegal Immigrants

Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum caused controversy yesterday when he suggested that a real-life Hunger Games could solve U.S. immigration problems.

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“I’ve learned from my past addiction to porn,” admits Santorum

While making a pitch yesterday to a crowd of over 1,400 evangelical leaders at Greenwell Springs Baptist Church, Rick Santorum admitted to having a past addiction to pornography.

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