Posts Tagged ‘ Republican ’

Paul Ryan claims to be a descendant of Jesus Christ

September 6, 2012
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It appears Paul Ryan is not only a world record holding marathon runner, a world series hero, and a dynamite dancer, but he is also apparently a direct descendant of Jesus of Nazareth.

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Obama’s Facebook Account Hijacked By Devious Prankster

September 5, 2012
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This evening a flurry of un-presidential and outright funny updates were splashed across President Obama's Facebook page while he was at a dinner party.

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George Bush is a “Damn Yankee”; Texans Move to Retroactively Impeach the Former Governor Over New “Birther” Controversy

September 1, 2012
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All the hoopla about birth certificates and American Presidents just reached a new level. Ruth Davis of Mesquite, Texas exclaimed at a recent town hall meeting that "no one ever questioned George Bush's birth certificate."

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Romney’s Plan to Restore America Considers Re-instituting Slavery to Gain Economic Edge in Global Economy

September 1, 2012
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Mitt Romney said today at a rally in Mississippi that "slavery is what built this great nation and its what it will take to rebuild it."

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Clint Eastwood Thought President Obama Was Really There

August 31, 2012
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It seems Mr. Eastwood really believes President Obama was there on stage with him. One can only assume that he is either senile, or suffering from the side-effects of a medicine he may be taking currently.

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Paul Ryan’s Lies Are Good for the Economy, Creating Jobs Whenever he Speaks

August 31, 2012
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After his speech at the Republican National Convention, a hiring boom was reported in the fact-checker sector.

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Pack Your Bags: Romney Seeks To Ship All Economic Burdens Overseas, Including The Poor

August 27, 2012
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Romney's plan includes shipping all economic burdens that are not connected to national security overseas to nations better suited to handle the expenditures. They are calling it the "Bottom Line Initiative."

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Romney Pledges to Declare War on Satan

August 27, 2012
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Just when people started to think that the 2012 election can’t get any more intriguing, it just did. On August 25, 2012 Mr. Romney made a surprise campaign stop in Salt Lake City, Utah.

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Rep. Akin, Marvel Comics Team-Up to Create Self-Abortion-ing ‘X-Men’ Character

August 22, 2012
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Fans anxiously awaiting the debut of “The Dilator” can see her in November's issue of Uncanny X-Men.

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Homosexuals Give Up on Gay Marriage in Favor of Traditional, Biblical Marriage

August 14, 2012
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Many frustrated homosexuals have decided to give up on their plans to have a "gay marriage" and instead have focused on having a traditional, biblical marriage.

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