Reports coming in all across America show that scores of sharp dressed Mormon missionaries have been unleashed on the God-fearing public and are targeting homes with Romney signs in the yard for their religious conversions.
Reports coming in all across America show that scores of sharp dressed Mormon missionaries have been unleashed on the God-fearing public and are targeting homes with Romney signs in the yard for their religious conversions.
There was dissent among the ranks though; while Robertson blamed the gays Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck spewed their theory illustrating how this is ultimately Obama's fault with his Socialist programs and environmental pandering.
Well it seems that mother nature doesn't take too kindly to people mocking her, and especially those who don't acknowledge the wrath she can bring when she is continuously abused by pollution, green house gases, fracking, mining, etc.
Confirming suspicions long-held by much of the American political left, Republican party chairman Reince Priebus unveiled on Friday that his party is, and has been for over four decades, one big piece of satirical performance art.
It isn't for lack of trying. Every time he dreams up an outlandish quote to attribute to a real or imagined Republican lawmaker or aspiring lawmaker, fiction becomes fact and his piece is again off to the wastebasket.
TV evangelist Pat Robertson and martial arts superhero Chuck Norris joined forces rallying together at a worldwide prayer event asking God to send Jesus down a little early and save us from 1000 years of darkness.
The new law will allow voters to exercise their enfranchisement with a driver's license, an NRA membership card, a hunting license, a NASCAR ticket stub, or a Piggly Wiggly Reward Card.
Disgusted viewers sent over 250,000 emails to the Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD) demanding immediate change. In response, the CPD has brought in producer Matt Kunitz to “liven up” the debates.
"If Romney and Ryan have discovered a new way of doing math that shows us how conservative budgets work to reduce the deficit and lower taxes while creating jobs, well, that's something right there."
"Now we look like we have a Sympathizer-in-Chief. Mitt Romney wouldn't have apologized, instead he would've had the Secret Service tackle him and then force him to pay for any and all damages to his loafers. That's the kind of leadership we need."