Posts Tagged ‘ Republican ’

Poland Spring Water Suing Senator Marco Rubio For Defamation

February 13, 2013
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"Rubio" "Poland" "Springs" "water" "defamation" "SOTU" "Republican"

The water bottling giant Poland Spring Water out of Maine is said to be suing Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) for alleged defamation with his use of a bottle of water which came from the company.

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Proposed Michigan Bill Mandates Sonogram Postings To Facebook For Abortion Seekers

February 7, 2013
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"ultrasound" "sonogram" "Republican" "Facebook"

If the picture receives at least 10 likes within a period of 2 hours, any abortion of that fetus will be prohibited by law.

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Is The ‘Silver Party’ Set To Become America’s Third Party?

November 30, 2012
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nate_silver

The Silver Party mandate is simple: Governing through logic, reason, and math. It’s something neither Democrats nor Republicans have tried before. It just might have a chance.

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Looking For Money, Todd Akin Now Writing Book On How To Properly Rape Someone Legitimately To Avoid Pregnancy

November 27, 2012
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"Akin" "book" "rape" "legitimate" "Free" "Wood" "Post"

Now that Todd Akin has lost his election bid for U.S. Senate and will no longer hold his seat in the House of Representatives he is looking for a new way to pay his bills.

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TwinkieGate Investigator Probes Obama About Little Debbie Affair

November 18, 2012
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"Obama" "Twinkie" "Little" "Debbie" "affair"

Popular food-like snack company Hostess announced that they are ceasing production of their iconic treats. Shocked Americans demand answers! Is the post-election timing just a coincidence? Or is there a greater conspiracy brewing?

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Humbled GOP Decides It Must Do A Better Job Hiding Its Shitty Positions

November 16, 2012
By
RNCPRBS

Questions were raised as to whether the party' platform and positions were out of step with the majority of modern Americans and appeals were made to choose positions that were more in line with a modern democracy of enlightened citizens. These were soundly rejected in favor of just doing a better job obscuring their awful…

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Exit Polls Show Republicans Hurt By Things That Make Them Look Like Dickheads

November 9, 2012
By
MourdockAkin

2012 Presidential exit polls across the United States convincingly show that the country overwhelmingly rejected the Republican party in large part due to their vocal positions which make them look like dickheads.

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Canada and Mexico Scramble to Build National Security Fences to Keep Out Republicans

November 8, 2012
By
BorderFence

While moving to Canada under a Republican presidency has long been suggested by American liberals, it appears the U.S.’s northern neighbor had never been concerned with the threat until it was made by the American right.

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Republicans Caught Creating Fake Polling Stations

November 5, 2012
By
voterbooth

This is the most blatant attempt by Republicans to disenfranchise liberal voters, however it is far from the only instance.

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Rick Perry’s Campaign Derailed By Sleep Apnea, Colossal Stupidity, Says Recent Book

November 1, 2012
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"perry" "campaign" "apnea" "stupid"

Author Root explains that Perry had undiagnosed sleep apnea, had taken painkillers for back surgery, and was suffering from chronic insomnia. But he cited Perry's colossal stupidity as the real reason for his repeated gaffes.

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