Posts Tagged ‘ Republican ’

GOP Slams Jolie for Murdering Innocent Breasts

May 20, 2013
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"Angelina" "Jolie" "double" "mastectomy" "breast" "cancer" "GOP" "murder"

Although Jolie’s difficult choice to undergo surgery in the hope of reducing her chances of developing breast cancer later in life was widely praised, a majority of conservative lawmakers in the US were angered by what they called “an unbelievably reckless and inconsiderate act of breasticide.”

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GOP Asks For Pearl Harbor Investigation Because “We Still Don’t Have All the Answers”

May 17, 2013
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Affleck_Pearl_Harbor

What did Roosevelt know and when did he know it? And more specifically, what did Hillary Clinton know and when did she know it?

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Mark Sanford Looking Forward To More Taxpayer Funded Affairs

May 8, 2013
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"mark" "sanford" "congress" "affair" "argentina" "GOP" "republican" "cheater"

During an interview after winning South Carolina's first district, Mark Sanford revealed some of his plans for his future in Congress as well as in his own personal life.

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Rand Paul To Speak At Howard, Excited To Tell Students To Their Face He Doesn’t Support Civil Rights

April 8, 2013
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"Rand" "Paul" "Howard" "University" "Civil" "Rights" "Act" "RNC" "Priebus" "GOP" "Republican"

"These young negroes need to know where we as a party really stand. We stand up for freedom and civil liberties. That is of course the freedom for white business owners to deny individuals from their establishments based only upon the color of skin."

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GOP Reportedly Assessing “One-Eyed Willy” Presidential Ticket

March 31, 2013
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"Republican" "One" "eyed" "Willy" "president " " election" "2016"

A small group of Congressional Republicans held a brief press conference Friday to announce formal consideration of Willy (last name unknown) for the next election's ticket and unveil the campaign slogan "Never Say Die."

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Paul Ryan Stops Eating And Going To The Doctor To Pay Down His Mortgage In Only Five Years

March 13, 2013
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"Paul" "Ryan" "budget" "poor" "elderly" "Republican" "GOP"

In his new "responsible" national budget plan Ryan cuts aid to the poor and elderly drastically in regards to food and medical treatment, so he feels he can do the same.

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Word-Control Bill Introduced By Congressman Lindsey Graham Has 1st Amendment Rights Advocates Up In Arms

March 6, 2013
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freedom-of-speech

In response to recent reports of psychological damage inflicted on innocent children (and others) by thoughtless people using cruel, derogatory, degrading or confusing words, South Carolina Congressman Lindsey Graham introduced a bill that intends to stop this hurtful practice by any means necessary.

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Jeb Bush Changing His Last Name To Reagan To Better His Chances In 2016

March 5, 2013
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"Jeb" "Bush" "2016" "GOP" "Republican" "president" "Reagan"

He is quite aware of the stigma attached to his last name ever since his brother turned out to be one of the worst presidents in United States history.

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CPAC 2013 Speakers Romney & Palin Will Discuss Best Ways To Lose Presidential Elections

February 21, 2013
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"CPAC" "Romney" "Palin" "2013" "conservative" "Republican" "losing" "defeated"

Both Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney seem to be well versed in how to really turn off the American public from ever wanting to vote for them, so they will be revealing their secrets of being defeated to their conservative peers so that they too can repeat the same mistakes in the future.

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GOP Compromise Will Swap Tax Increases For Another “God” Mention In Pledge of Allegiance

February 21, 2013
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Inhofe

Republican Congressional leaders have offered a late compromise which is hoped to allow the country to avoid devastating spending cuts that both parties desperately want to avoid.

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