NASA is even rumored to be sending a rover into the Republican National Convention in 2016 to search for any intelligent life.
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Canada and Mexico Scramble to Build National Security Fences to Keep Out Republicans
While moving to Canada under a Republican presidency has long been suggested by American liberals, it appears the U.S.’s northern neighbor had never been concerned with the threat until it was made by the American right.
Continue Reading →Knock, Knock Who’s There? Mormon Missionaries Targeting Homes With Romney Signs For Conversion
Reports coming in all across America show that scores of sharp dressed Mormon missionaries have been unleashed on the God-fearing public and are targeting homes with Romney signs in the yard for their religious conversions.
Continue Reading →Republican Party Admits to Being a Massive Prank
Confirming suspicions long-held by much of the American political left, Republican party chairman Reince Priebus unveiled on Friday that his party is, and has been for over four decades, one big piece of satirical performance art.
Continue Reading →Mitt Romney Promises to Cut 2 Trillion Imaginary or Hey Maybe Real Dollars from Snuffleupagus
Mitt Romney promised on Friday to figure out if Snuffleupagus is real or not and if so, cut the roughly ten dollars and fifty cents it costs to animate the creature on Sesame Street each month, or, preferably, the tens of billions of dollars it costs each week to bring such an imaginary character into existence.
Continue Reading →George Bush is a “Damn Yankee”; Texans Move to Retroactively Impeach the Former Governor Over New “Birther” Controversy
All the hoopla about birth certificates and American Presidents just reached a new level. Ruth Davis of Mesquite, Texas exclaimed at a recent town hall meeting that “no one ever questioned George Bush’s birth certificate.”
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