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TwinkieGate Investigator Probes Obama About Little Debbie Affair

Popular food-like snack company Hostess announced that they are ceasing production of their iconic treats. Shocked Americans demand answers! Is the post-election timing just a coincidence? Or is there a greater conspiracy brewing?

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Canada and Mexico Scramble to Build National Security Fences to Keep Out Republicans

While moving to Canada under a Republican presidency has long been suggested by American liberals, it appears the U.S.’s northern neighbor had never been concerned with the threat until it was made by the American right.

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Knock, Knock Who’s There? Mormon Missionaries Targeting Homes With Romney Signs For Conversion

Reports coming in all across America show that scores of sharp dressed Mormon missionaries have been unleashed on the God-fearing public and are targeting homes with Romney signs in the yard for their religious conversions.

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Sandy’s “Blame Game” More Destructive Than Storm As Pundits Fight For Attention Grabbing Headlines And Photo Ops.

There was dissent among the ranks though; while Robertson blamed the gays Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck spewed their theory illustrating how this is ultimately Obama’s fault with his Socialist programs and environmental pandering.

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Pat Robertson And Chuck Norris Vow To Save Us From ‘AntiChrist Obama’s Reign Of Darkness And Terror’

TV evangelist Pat Robertson and martial arts superhero Chuck Norris joined forces rallying together at a worldwide prayer event asking God to send Jesus down a little early and save us from 1000 years of darkness.

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Bassoonist Finally Snaps, Goes On Shooting Rampage

Tired of being under appreciated and disrespected, Bassoonist Johann Spector’s biggest pet peeve was being confused as an oboist.

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Obama’s Facebook Account Hijacked By Devious Prankster

This evening a flurry of un-presidential and outright funny updates were splashed across President Obama’s Facebook page while he was at a dinner party.

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Free Pussy, Riot!

The Russian Embassy was trashed today in D.C. by an angry mob of inebriated men who showed up from the neighborhood bar across the street thinking there was a promotion for “Free Pussy.”

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Romney’s Plan to Restore America Considers Re-instituting Slavery to Gain Economic Edge in Global Economy

Mitt Romney said today at a rally in Mississippi that “slavery is what built this great nation and its what it will take to rebuild it.”

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Paul Ryan’s Lies Are Good for the Economy, Creating Jobs Whenever he Speaks

After his speech at the Republican National Convention, a hiring boom was reported in the fact-checker sector.

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