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Trump Vows to Send Statue of Liberty Back to France

“Just don’t worry about it….We have to be tough, it’s time we’re going to be a little bit tough, folks. I am going to build a new Statue of Liberty. It’s going to be bigger. So big. So big they can see it in Iran. And I’m gonna have a new model. A gorgeous girl.”

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Tea Party Mistakenly Protests Arizona Thespian Center: “Thespians are against God’s will”

An innocent celebration turned chaotic Thursday as Tea Party demonstrators descended on Tucson, Arizona to protest the newly built Arizona Thespian Center. Led by Minnesota Senator Michele Bachmann, the protesters interrupted the ribbon cutting ceremony for the 1200-seat performing arts center by screaming a series of homophobic expletives, throwing objects at participants and threatening to “burn that building of sin to the ground”. Or as they would call it, doing God’s work. The participants of the ribbon cutting ceremony seemed […]

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Romney Trains Chinese President for Top Job at Bain

While he has been busy on the campaign trail, Mitt Romney has found a little time for a side venture, training Hu Jintao, President of the People’s Republic of China for the job of CEO at Bain Capital. Hu is expected to step down as President of the PRC early in 2013, the Year of the Snake.

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