Post Tagged with: "president"


Mexican President Complains About Quality of People U.S. Is Sending To Mexico

Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto took to the airwaves today during his weekly radio address.

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Fuck

There’s really nothing left to say.

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After Early Returns Of Tuesday Primaries, Ted Cruz Seen Jumping Fence Towards White House

“BUT GOD SAID IT WOULD BE MEEE!”

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Ted Cruz And John Kasich Team Up To Prove Two Negatives Equal A Positive

‘A’ for effort?

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Paul Ryan Makes It Clear He Really Wants Nothing To Do With Helping America

“I’m kind of an asshole…”

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Ted Cruz Found Ineligible To Run For President

This should really be of no surprise to anyone…

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Scott Walker Drops Out Of Presidential Race, Crushing Hopes and Dreams of 0% of Voters

No Walker supporters could be located for for questioning regarding the stunning move.

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Rumors Of Obama Third Term Emerge During His Recent Trip To Iowa

Is Obama courting voters once again?

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Sarah Palin Blasts President Obama For Allowing El Nino Into America

Today Sarah Palin blasted President Obama for lax border policies which have allowed El Nino to sweep into America with no resistance.

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GOP To Announce Who’s Not Running For President In Effort To Make Things Easier

With Republican after Republican lining up for their chance at the Oval Office in 2016, the Republican National Committee (RNC) has just announced that they will be releasing a list of names that will include everyone who will not be running for the Republican nomination. The list, about 14 names long, includes John Boehner and Mitch McConnell — they know too many people hate them, so really — why bother? This year, more than any other seems like many are […]

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