In a major challenge to the Washington establishment, Lincoln star Daniel Day-Lewis has announced he is staying in character and contesting the next presidential election with the full backing of Steven Spielberg and the Lincoln production team.Continue Reading →
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“Our brave soldiers have for generations sacrificed themselves for our right to work hard,” Walsh said. “And we celebrate that by not working? That just seems wrong to me.”Continue Reading →
Every entry between Jan. 20th, 2013 through Jan. 20th, 2017 said, “Chillaxin’ Until I’m President!”Continue Reading →
Popular food-like snack company Hostess announced that they are ceasing production of their iconic treats. Shocked Americans demand answers! Is the post-election timing just a coincidence? Or is there a greater conspiracy brewing?Continue Reading →
With his imminent defeat being reported, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney made a startling confession. Not able to come right out and say he lost, Romney pointed to Fox News reports stating he had the lead and was going to win in a historic landslide that would be a mandate against all Kenyan Muslim socialists who happen to be non-white.Continue Reading →
Reports coming in all across America show that scores of sharp dressed Mormon missionaries have been unleashed on the God-fearing public and are targeting homes with Romney signs in the yard for their religious conversions.Continue Reading →
Sandy’s “Blame Game” More Destructive Than Storm As Pundits Fight For Attention Grabbing Headlines And Photo Ops.
There was dissent among the ranks though; while Robertson blamed the gays Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck spewed their theory illustrating how this is ultimately Obama’s fault with his Socialist programs and environmental pandering.Continue Reading →
Myron has voted in every election since he turned 18, though only for President and Governor. He had attributed his inability to make a decision to being “too busy just trying to get by to pay attention.”Continue Reading →
Pat Robertson And Chuck Norris Vow To Save Us From ‘AntiChrist Obama’s Reign Of Darkness And Terror’
TV evangelist Pat Robertson and martial arts superhero Chuck Norris joined forces rallying together at a worldwide prayer event asking God to send Jesus down a little early and save us from 1000 years of darkness.Continue Reading →
This evening a flurry of un-presidential and outright funny updates were splashed across President Obama’s Facebook page while he was at a dinner party.Continue Reading →