Posts Tagged ‘ political humor ’

Terrorists Behind Benghazi Upset That Republicans Keep Blaming It On Obama

May 13, 2013
By
Ansar-al-Sharia

Ansar al-Sharia, the militant Islamist and terrorist group linked to the attacks on the American Embassy in Benghazi, Libya, came out today to complain about all the blame going to President Obama instead of the group that actually murdered the Americans.

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Obama Appoints Profane Sorority Girl Ambassador to North Korea

May 9, 2013
By
kim jong un

At Sunday’s press luncheon, President Obama introduced Julia Jacobs as the new U.S. Ambassador to North Korea. Julia, the University of Maryland student whose profanity-laced email to her sorority sisters went viral last month, may seem like an unusual choice. According to President Obama, “We needed to implement a new strategy in dealing with North…

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Arizona’s Gov. Brewer Announces Adopt-a-Gun Program

May 3, 2013
By
gun

A Public Disservice Announcement: Somewhere in Phoenix, Arizona a lonely AK-47 awaits its execution. Feeling alone and unwanted, covered in dust and grime it gazes out into a future that it knows it will never see. Only four years old, this heartbroken AK-47 was abandoned by its owners at a “Turn in Your Gun” event.…

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Bush Presidential Library Steals Children’s Books from Local Schools

April 30, 2013
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bushbook

  Librarians from public schools in Dallas, Texas have asked that the Bush Presidential Library return the tens of thousands of children’s books that were borrowed for last week’s opening. John Swift, head of the Library’s selection staff had the difficult task of filling the library’s shelves for a President who frankly “ doesn’t read ‘wordy books’…

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Washington State Seeks Constitutional Amendment Banning Straight Marriage

April 23, 2013
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Washington State Seeks Constitutional Amendment Banning Straight Marriage

In a surprising and controversial move, the Washington state legislature is considering an amendment to its constitution defining marriage as only existing between couples of the same sex. The amendment will be voted on in the November election and is currently polling at a tight 51%-49% in favor of the change. The New Marriage Amendment…

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Senate Passes Historic Gun Reform Bill

April 18, 2013
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water gun

Beginning immediately all buyers of both new and used water guns will have to undergo a comprehensive background check to ensure they have the mental stability to properly care for and use their weapons.

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Virginia: Rape Victims Must Provide Video Proof of Attack to Prosecute

April 12, 2013
By
rape

In the land of the free, where a woman is raped every 24 seconds and only 3% of perpetrators ever face jail time, one state is finally fighting back.

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White House Accidentally Orders Drone Strike on Fox News Headquarters

March 28, 2013
By
drone

The White House is in crisis mode after accidentally ordering a targeted drone strike on the Fox News Headquarters in New York City. On Thursday, at approximately 2:37 AM, members of the Joint Chiefs alerted President Obama that the Drone Strike System or DSS had activated and that several fully armed drones had been sent…

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U.S. Congress Agrees to take 50% Pay Cut

March 14, 2013
By
Capitol

In a surprise move, members of both the House and Senate have unanimously agreed to reduce their salaries by 50% if a new budget deal is not reached by April 1, 2013.

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Tennessee Bans “Teaching” in Classrooms

March 7, 2013
By
Tennessee Classroom

On Wednesday morning, the Tennessee Senate passed SB 904 which prohibits the use of “teaching” in public schools.

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