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Duck Dynasty Cancelled After Robertsons Accept Roles Within Trump Administration

Everything is moving forward just as we expected.

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Imbecile Seeks Input From Bigoted Halfwit

In regards to dealing with radical Islam, there are many experts on the subject, but seeing as Sean Hannity is allergic to experts because they prefer to speak about facts, he invited Phil Robertson onto his show to discuss the topic. Hannity: Grumble grumble Islam. Grumble grumble Obama. Grumble grumble grumble. Robertson: Grumble grumble Islam. Grumble grumble Obama. Grumble grumble grumble. Hannity: Grumble grumble Islam. Grumble grumble Obama. Grumble grumble grumble. Robertson: Grumble grumble Islam. Grumble grumble Obama. Grumble grumble […]

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GOP Puts Phil Robertson As Lead Contender For Oval Office In 2016

Amidst the controversy regarding the suspension of Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson after his homophobic remarks, the GOP, never failing to be the opportunistic lovers of bigotry that they are, think they may have finally found their candidate for 2016. “He’s perfect,” said RNC Chair Reince Priebus. “Just look at all the love from conservatives and media attention he is receiving. He’ll undoubtedly give any Democratic candidate a run for their money. He’s adored by millions. Millions who share his hatred […]

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Phil Robertson Signed To Fox News After A&E Suspends Him For Homophobic Remarks

Fox News didn’t waste any time or ignore the obvious fit that Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty fame is for their channel. Before the news even hit the wire that Robertson was suspended, News Corporation had the Louisiana native on the phone and inking a contract before anyone else could nab him. A Fox News representative stated, “He fits our mission and message. We here at Fox News appreciate a man who’s not afraid to be homophobic. In fact, we […]

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