Post Tagged with: "Paul Ryan"


Paul Ryan: ‘Maybe A Racist President Is Exactly What We Need’

It would seem Ryan doesn’t quite understand the weight of his endorsement.

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Paul Ryan To Endorse Hillary Clinton

Good on Ryan for putting the nation before his party.

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Paul Ryan Makes It Clear He Really Wants Nothing To Do With Helping America

“I’m kind of an asshole…”

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Obama Reads ‘Atlas Shrugged’ Over Labor Day, Has Change Of Heart

WASHINGTON D.C. — In his press conference this morning President Obama told reporters, “Over Labor Day I had time to do some reading, and finally had a chance to get through the copy of Atlas Shrugged Paul Ryan had given me in 2009. Labor Day just seemed like the time to be reading Ayn Rand.” “I must admit that at first I was skeptical, but then those 70-page monologues really got to me. I realize now that America is headed […]

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Paul Ryan: “Food Stamps are Unnecessary, Trickle-Down Nutrition Works”

Speaking before yesterday’s weekly GOP luncheon at Le Petit Diable, Congressman Paul Ryan spoke about the rampant fraud within SNAP (Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program) and his desire to eliminate the program permanently: “Last week we cut $8.7 billion from the food stamp program falling well short of the $40 billion cut we requested. As a nation, we need to stop feeding the immorality and stomachs of the these inner-city leeches that use and abuse this program . Good, honest, hard-working […]

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Paul Ryan To Impeach Obama For Defeating Mitt Romney In 2012

With outrage over President Obama’s use of his Constitutionally legal executive privileges, Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) has plans to impeach the president. “The president is using the powers granted to him, and he shouldn’t be using them, because he shouldn’t be president,” said Paul Ryan in an exclusive interview with Free Wood Post. “Mitt Romney should be president and using all the executive powers, not Obama, and I should be Vice President. I don’t care if Article 2 of the […]

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U.S. Congress Agrees to take 50% Pay Cut

In a surprise move, members of both the House and Senate have unanimously agreed to reduce their salaries by 50% if a new budget deal is not reached by April 1, 2013.

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Paul Ryan Stops Eating And Going To The Doctor To Pay Down His Mortgage In Only Five Years

In his new “responsible” national budget plan Ryan cuts aid to the poor and elderly drastically in regards to food and medical treatment, so he feels he can do the same.

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Paul Ryan: Melting Of Polar Ice Caps Is God’s Way Of Gifting Us Oil

According to Rep. Paul Ryan, although God often works in mysterious ways, clearly the deity’s stance on our nation’s energy policy is to drill, drill and drill some more.

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Paul Ryan Actually Two Kids in a Burlap Sack

GOP supporters across the country have reacted with stunned disbelief to the discovery, made in the weeks following the presidential election, that Republican Vice Presidential nominee Paul Ryan was actually two kids disguised in a burlap sack.

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