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Lance Armstrong: “Oh, I thought they said ‘moping”

October 23, 2012
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The cancer survivor raised critics’ eyebrows on Monday by suggesting that he simply misunderstood the nature of the charges. “Honestly, I thought they said ‘moping’. That is why I fought so hard.

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Complaints Force Organizers to Completely Reformat Presidential Debates

October 13, 2012
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Disgusted viewers sent over 250,000 emails to the Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD) demanding immediate change. In response, the CPD has brought in producer Matt Kunitz to “liven up” the debates.

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Campaign Unveils Mitt Romney V5.0

September 25, 2012
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Republicans hope that the release of Romney 5.0 will end the litany of gaffes as the campaign desperately searches for a way to win the election.

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GOP Celebrates New ‘PreSin’ Pregnancy Prevention Pill

September 5, 2012
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On Monday, the FDA gave final approval to the financially troubled KV Pharmaceutical for their “Afternoon-Before” pregnancy prevention pill. The pill, referred to as “PreSin” works by suppressing sexual desires prior to engaging in a sexual act.

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Vatican Allows Shocking Act on Hallowed Grounds

August 23, 2012
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This September, the Vatican is opening its jewel doors to filmmakers from the German media company Wetbild for use in their production of the pornographic film “The Holy Seed”.

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Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy – “We don’t like the blacks either”

August 11, 2012
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After a record setting sales day last week, Chick-fil-A President and Chief Operating Officer Dan Cathy has realized that hatred and bigotry are extremely profitable in the United States.

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Zoo Animals Gone Wild – Sarah Palin Accuses Zoo of “brainwashing giraffes”

August 5, 2012
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Threatened by the possibility of becoming completely irrelevant, Sarah Palin has found a new front for her Tea Party attack- zoo animals.

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Anonymous Hacks IRS Database — Publishes Romney Tax Returns

July 28, 2012
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Late last night, the mysterious group of hackers known as Anonymous successfully hacked the main database for the Internal Revenue Service. The group appeared to have a singular target- Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney.

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Romney: New Yahoo! CEO “Mayer belongs at home with her baby not running a company”

July 18, 2012
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Mitt Romney, who has been under attack for his numerous offshore accounts and failure to disclose tax returns is apparently hoping to draw attention away from his past by making highly controversial remarks about women in the workplace.

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Bloomberg to Make N.Y.C. Subway Users Pay by the Pound

July 15, 2012
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New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg announced plans to revamp the subway system into a “Pay by the Pound” pricing structure meant to motivate New Yorkers to lose weight.

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