Posts Tagged ‘ Orbson Oracle ’

Bush Presidential Library Steals Children’s Books from Local Schools

April 30, 2013
By
bushbook

  Librarians from public schools in Dallas, Texas have asked that the Bush Presidential Library return the tens of thousands of children’s books that were borrowed for last week’s opening. John Swift, head of the Library’s selection staff had the difficult task of filling the library’s shelves for a President who frankly “ doesn’t read ‘wordy books’…

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Paul Ryan: Melting Of Polar Ice Caps Is God’s Way Of Gifting Us Oil

January 25, 2013
By
Paul Ryan

According to Rep. Paul Ryan, although God often works in mysterious ways, clearly the deity’s stance on our nation’s energy policy is to drill, drill and drill some more.

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Toyota Announces Massive Recall for Unreleased Vehicle

January 11, 2013
By
rav4

This week, Toyota Motor Corporation, announced another massive vehicle recall. In a press release issued on Thursday, Toyota informed the public that “we will be recalling 2-million 2014 Toyota Rav4s due to a faulty passenger seat.”

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Anonymous Hacks IRS Database — Publishes Romney Tax Returns

July 28, 2012
By
RomneyAnonymous

Late last night, the mysterious group of hackers known as Anonymous successfully hacked the main database for the Internal Revenue Service. The group appeared to have a singular target- Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney.

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New Hampshire Republican Exposes Kindergarten Criminal Training Ground

July 5, 2012
By
kindergarten

One brave Republican has exposed a horrific threat to our nation’s safety- kindergartners. New Hampshire Republican lawmaker Bob Kingsbury (R-Laconia) has been under fire for the conclusions he has drawn from an intensive 16-year study.

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Kansas Bill Mandates Sterilization for Post-Abortion Women

May 18, 2012
By
Brownback

Amidst the latest wave of anti-abortion legislation, the 69-page Kansas bill may be the most controversial. If passed, women in Kansas will be forced to undergo a tubal ligation within 6-months of having an abortion.

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Arizona Bill will Ban Subversive Latino Music from Radio

May 1, 2012
By
Latino

If Governor Jan Brewer gets her way, Arizona radio stations will soon be prohibited from playing Latino music over the airwaves.

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EPA Scientists Say “We Quit!” – Agency to Close Immediately

April 5, 2012
By
oily duck

The EPA announcement comes at the end of a tumultuous period in which the scientific community has been regularly attacked by religious conservatives and big business lobbyists.

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Neurobiologists Prove Rats Are More Compassionate Than Republicans

February 21, 2012
By
Rats and Republicans

A study by University of Chicago neurobiologists proved that rats are empathetic creatures with a strong impulse to aid other troubled rats. This study has further strengthened the theory that even rats are more compassionate than Republicans.

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Grand Canyon to be ‘Filled In’ For Theme Park

November 28, 2011
By
grandcanyon

Ultra-Conservative group, Jesus Loves Corporations (JLC), made waves on Monday when they successfully petitioned the U.S. government to fill in the Grand Canyon with cement and build the first ever “Jesus is My Savior Theme Park and Gun Range”.

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