Post Tagged with: "Obamacare"


Tiger Eats GOP Congressman After Shutdown Forces DC National Zoo To Close

Sadly this tragedy could’ve been averted if only House Republicans didn’t hate the president as much as they hate zoo animals.

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Just As Predicted, Obamacare Implementation Causes Citizens to Crave Human Flesh

Thousands of almost identical reports have surfaced of people simply eating breakfast, reading the paper, and then going online to shop for health insurance before eventually gnawing on a family member’s or roommate’s skull.

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Congress Unaminously Repeals Obamacare After Ted Cruz Threatens to Recite Entire Twilight Saga

Recent Republican efforts to repeal or defund Obamacare had to this point been fruitless, but a brilliant maneuver by Senator Ted Cruz from Texas set the dominos in motion which ultimately resulted in the surprising repeal of the law.

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Republicans Agree To Implement Obamacare If President Obama Resigns

With debate flaring up in the nation’s capitol, Congressional Republicans believe they have come to a fair compromise in order to fund the government, raise the debt ceiling, as well as fully implement the Affordable Care Act.

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Ted Cruz: “I believe in the Jesus who died to save himself, not enable lazy followers to be dependent on him”

In a shocking proclamation on the Senate floor during Senator Ted Cruz’s 21 hour filibuster against the Affordable Care Act, the junior senator from Texas made some controversial remarks regarding Jesus of Nazareth from the Christian Bible.

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Since Threatening War Turned GOP Into Doves, Obama To Begin Using Reverse Psychology With Everything

Who knew all it would take for Republicans to come out against war, their most favorite thing ever, was to simply have President Obama come out in favor of military action? We here at Free Wood Post certainly didn’t.

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Republicans Vote To Waste More Time Repealing Other Laws

After reaching its 40th vote to repeal Obamacare, House Republicans have decided there are so many more important laws they can be wasting taxpayer time and money on with repeal votes. “The Obamacare repeal ride was a lot of fun and wasted a lot of people’s time and money. but I just feel like there are way more important laws for us to be focusing our time and effort on with fruitless repeal votes,” said Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) Rep. […]

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Texas Creates ‘Revolutionary’ Alternative to Obamacare

Texas Governor Rick Perry has finally saddled up and presented a new alternative to Obamacare: “Perry Care”. Heal or no Heal starts this fall.

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Mississippi Governor Signs Law Mandating Obesity

“It’s my job as governor to embrace our freedom to eat as much as we possibly can without knowing what’s in it or how it can affect our health.”

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“Obamachip” Will Be Programmed To Make Everyone Agree With Communism Starting January 2014

This chip dubbed the “Obamachip” by many of its adversaries will be the first step of many to begin the complete overhaul of the United States into the Communist Regime of America (CRA).

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