Post Tagged with: "Obamacare"


After Signing Up For Obamacare, Ted Cruz Recites Dr. Seuss Again — I DO Like Green Eggs And Ham!

After years of trying to dismantle the Affordable Care Act via repeal, defunding, or shutting down the government, Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) has just signed up for his dreaded Obamacare. After doing so, he jumped up, took to the streets and starting shouting to everyone he could (It’s a Wonderful Life style) how much he loves it, how grateful he is to have access to it, and how sorry he is for the many years he’s been trying to get rid of […]

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Republicans More Excited Than Ever In Hopes Healthcare Will Be Stripped From Millions

  If Republicans get their way, more than 7.5 million people in 34 states could lose their health care subsidies offered through the Affordable Care Act. Conservatives who stand against affordable health coverage, because they like private companies to be able to choose whether people live or die, are currently creaming their panties over the potential Supreme Court decision. Speaker John Boehner (R- OH) said: “People should die, really. I mean if they can’t afford health coverage that’s not my […]

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Boehner To Investigate Benghazi Now That Obamacare Is Working

Troubled by the news that people are liking the Affordable Care Act, Speaker John Boehner has decided to shift focus. “I’ve worked very hard the past five years to get people to hate President Obama,” said Boehner in a FWP exclusive interview. “Do you know how hard it is to postpone governing to focus on scandals? We’ve had to find things, anything, to keep us from actually having to work for the people. Ugh, the people. There’s been the bailout, […]

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With Obamacare Enrollment Surging, GOP Takes Credit For Success

Monday was the last day to enroll in healthcare via the market exchanges made available through the Affordable Care Act. There was a remarkable last minute surge by millions of Americans who suddenly realized they might actually need health insurance if something were to happen to them or their family. For years, the Republican Party platform has stood firm in their steadfast mission to stop the Affordable Care Act and its implementation. They knew that if it were to be […]

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Neighborhood Craft Store To Ban Erectile Dysfunction Meds From Insurance

Citing religious theology and reasoning, an area craft store will no longer hold insurance policies that cover male erectile dysfunction. Including, but not limited to, such drugs as Viagra and Cialis, as well as penis pumps. “We believe it’s our freedom of religion to keep men from having erect penises,” said Crafty Crafterson Warehouse President Susie McSusie. “If they feel they need to bone up, that can be on their own dime, but it says right here in my religious […]

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Abusive Husband Blames Obamacare For Hurricanes, Drought, Breakup of His Family

Abusive Oklahoma husband and father ‘Tank’ Hamilton has had it with Obamacare. He spoke with Free Wood Post about his many grievances concerning the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. “First, it costs us our freedoms, right off the bat. And freedoms are good. Then, it made that Papa John pizza guy charge more for his pizzas. And healthcare costs a lot of money now. I remember when I was a kid, the doctor would come to our house and […]

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NJ Gov. Chris Christie Unveils Obamacare Online Slot Game

NJ Governor Chris Christie legalized online gambling in the state of New Jersey, making it even easier to develop a major gambling addiction, and online gambling began in earnest last week. Obviously there is nothing but “Medical Marijuana” Anonymous groups throughout the greater United States, so Chris Christie is only thinking about the children by making highly addictive, life-savings child-like games legally available online. Chris Christie Offers Obamacare Slot Game “People’s personal health has always been a volatile gamble, exploited by […]

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GOP Upset That Healthcare.gov Is Real Problem, Not One They Made Up

For years, Republicans have grumbled obstructed, and throw tantrums about fake and fictitious problems associated with Obamacare.

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Many Americans Pissed Obamacare Prevents Them From Being Screwed By Insurance Companies

“What if I want to pay those insurance companies $18,000 per year, $5000 more out of pocket, and be denied coverage if I seem too expensive? Now I don’t have that choice!”

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Slow Government Healthcare Website Obviously Means We Should Go Back To Not Giving A Shit About The Sick

It’s not like we need our health to survive or anything.

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