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State Of The Union: President Obama Announcing Mandatory Military Enlistment For All Chickenhawks

February 12, 2013
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"Nugent" "Chickenhawk" "SOTU" "State" "of" "the" "Union" "President" "Obama" "mandatory" "enlistment"

One of the major key points is his requirement of all individuals in favor of war and invading more nations to enlist immediately in the armed service branch of their choice. If they do not choose a branch to serve in, one will be chosen for them.

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Obama: I Enjoy Skeet Shooting in the Bedroom, If You Know What I Mean

February 7, 2013
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"obama" "guns" "shooting"

A piece of unpublished content from Obama’s interview with The New Republic magazine was leaked on their web site Thursday morning, revealing a rather crass side to the President.

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Domino’s Pizza Founder: Health Decisions Should Be Private Choice Between You and Your Catholic Employer

February 1, 2013
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Domino's Pizza Founder Tom Monaghan reiterated his longstanding position that government should keep their nose out of health care decisions and that those decisions should be made privately and solely by an individual and their Catholic employer.

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Paul Ryan: Melting Of Polar Ice Caps Is God’s Way Of Gifting Us Oil

January 25, 2013
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Paul Ryan

According to Rep. Paul Ryan, although God often works in mysterious ways, clearly the deity’s stance on our nation’s energy policy is to drill, drill and drill some more.

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Planned Parenthood to Use Drones to Conduct Abortions

January 22, 2013
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“We’ve been trying to think of a way to give more women access to safe abortions without dealing with harassment from protestors outside our buildings."

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CONFIRMED: President Obama Lip-synched At Inauguration

January 22, 2013
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The president allegedly recorded the speech days earlier to work out the kinks and make sure he fit everything he wanted inside of it without error.

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Man With Small Penis Worried Obama Will Take Away His Right To Overcompensate

January 16, 2013
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It wasn't long after the string of recent massacres that Eddie Johlen started to worry about himself. In fact, many Americans were feeling the same way. This fear for some is all-encompassing and for many it takes over their every thought.

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Obama to Nominate Chuck Norris as Secretary of Defense

January 7, 2013
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"Chuck" "Norris" "Secretary" "Defense"

In an effort of bipartisanship, President Obama appears to be skimming over potential nominees such as former Republican Senator Chuck Hagel in favor of television action star Chuck Norris.

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GOP Votes Down U.N. Disabilities Measure, Rolls Former Senator Bob Dole Out Back Near Dumpsters

December 7, 2012
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Former Republican Senator Bob Dole made a courageous and spirited defense of the United Nations Convention on the Rights of Persons With Disabilities, but his fellow Republicans defeated its ratification and rolled the honorable Senator out back of the Capitol and left him near the dumpsters. He was discovered 3 hours later and Congressional staffers…

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Conservative Gun Owners Confused After Obama Hasn’t Done Anything To Take Away Guns

November 27, 2012
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"Obama" "guns" "gun" "second" "amendment" "conservatives" "NRA" "Free" "Wood" "Post" "paranoia"

"I just got another letter from the NRA tellin' me that Mr. Obama is gonna take my guns in his second term. I just don't know though, but I'm not takin' any chances. I'm cutting back on food and clothes for my kids to buy more guns and ammo."

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