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2013
Woman With Public Facebook Profile Disgusted By NSA Snooping
Las Vegas resident Brittney Matthews has taken to her public Facebook page to blast the National Security Agency’s snooping into the phone records of private Americans.
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GOP Expanding Outrage Manufacturing Operations Overseas
“We had hoped to continue manufacturing all of our false outrage in America, by Americans. But we’re really having a hard time getting anyone to do the work.”
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President Obama Declares Mississippi A Disaster Area
“We flew over in Air Force One on the way from Atlanta and were aghast at the decimated infrastructure, junked cars, neglected school.”
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Darrell Issa Blames Obama For Not Traveling Back In Time To Stop Bush’s Lies Which Led To War
It seems that Fox News and Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) want to get to the bottom of this travesty. They are appalled that the American people could’ve been lied to so vehemently at the cost of thousands of American military lives and hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians.
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Obama Appoints Profane Sorority Girl Ambassador to North Korea
At Sunday’s press luncheon, President Obama introduced Julia Jacobs as the new U.S. Ambassador to North Korea. Julia, the University of Maryland student whose profanity-laced email to her sorority sisters went viral last month, may seem like an unusual choice. According to President Obama, “We needed to implement a new strategy in dealing with North Korea. While I am sure many will view this move as radical, I believe Julia’s creative use of the American dialect can help us send [...]
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Failed Copycat Arrested For Sending Rice In Envelopes to White House
An Arizona man was briefly held and then released by the FBI this past week after being identified as the person who sent envelopes full of rice to the White House. The rice was accompanied by a note saying “Eat this!”
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President Obama Admits To Being The Reincarnation Of Ancient Egyptian King (VIDEO)
On a trip to Egypt, President Obama visited the Pyramids at Giza. While inside one of the Pyramids he noticed a hieroglyphic of an ancient king and admitted that it was indeed him.
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