Post Tagged with: "NSA"


United States Taxpayers To Sue Rand Paul For Wasting Their Time And Money

It appears Rand Paul thinks suing President Obama and his administration for something which began under the Bush administration, and legal under current law, is a good use of taxpayer funds. Senator Paul, paid by the taxpayers, wants to sue the government for massive data collection done by the NSA since 2006. This lawsuit will need to be defended with the use of taxpayer funds. Paul doesn’t quite realize that he’s in the legislative branch of government and holds he […]

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NSA To Hire ‘Elf On The Shelf’ During The Off Season Due To Stellar Spying Capabilities

It has come to the attention of the NSA (National Security Agency) that there is a new player in town with impeccable and stellar spying capabilities. Starting December 26th and to carry on throughout the year until their duties shift back to spying solely on children for Santa, the ‘Elf on the Shelf’ will be hired to watch over U.S. citizens. The storybook elves will stealthily maneuver around the homes of Americans, sometimes getting into trouble and causing mayhem, gathering […]

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NSA Suicide Rash Traced To Unspeakably Depressing Public Records

A bizarre rash of apparent suicides among the NSA staff tasked with analysis of the exhaustive phone and email records culled from their decade of surveillance of American citizens.

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Facebook Employee Outs Insidious Program That Targets Users With Ads

Facebook has been systematically scanning status messages, comments, and likes in order to maliciously target users for advertisements.

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Woman With Public Facebook Profile Disgusted By NSA Snooping

Las Vegas resident Brittney Matthews has taken to her public Facebook page to blast the National Security Agency’s snooping into the phone records of private Americans.

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Letter From Santa Reveals He Watches Everyone All The Time, NSA Jealous

With this letter revealed the National Security Agency (NSA) has expressed their jealousy over how Santa is able to watch everyone all the time all over the world all at once.

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