Post Tagged with: "NRA"


Recent Inflammatory Ted Nugent Comments Are Being Called ‘All One Great Big Understanding’

“He really is an asshole.”

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NRA Outraged President Obama Wants Fewer People To Die

“How’s it going to look with fewer people dying. People won’t think they need guns.”

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New Law Proposed To Prevent Creepy Looking White Men From Owning Guns

In an effort to cut down on the number of mass shootings in the United States, Congress is currently discussing a bill that would prevent creepy looking white men from being able to obtain firearms.

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NRA Endorses Child-Sized Body Armor For Going To School

The NRA, in an effort to make you believe they actually care about your children, is getting behind a new line of child-sized body armor manufactured by several of the same companies that put out the guns and ammo you’ll be protecting your children from. They realize they created the need, and now they’ll be “fixing” it. At least according to NRA Vice President Wayne LaPierre. “We’re well aware of the upsurge in school shootings across the nation. The last […]

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NEW DISCOVERY: First Half of Second Amendment

It has been brought to the attention of Free Wood Post that there has been a remarkable new discovery that may be a game changer. There appears to be an undiscovered first half to the second amendment. For the longest time, gun enthusiasts, the NRA, and right-wingers alike have been using the second half of the second amendment to make their case for the freedom to own as many firearms as possible within the span of one lifetime. “I was […]

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18-Month-Old Baby Earns NRA Lifetime Membership With Gun-Shaped Dump

Right on the heels of an 8-year-old Maryland boy having a Junior Life Membership in the NRA purchased for him after being suspended for biting his Pop Tart into the shape of a gun, another boy has earned a similar honor.

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NRA: Two-Year-Old Gun Victim Should Have Been Armed

The tragic death of a two-year old Kentucky girl who was shot and killed by her five-year old brother outside their Burkesville home last week could have been easily prevented, according to the NRA.

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NRA President Jim Porter: “It’s Only A Matter Of Time Before We Can Own Colored People Again”

It seems new National Rifle Association President (NRA) president Jim Porter may have found himself in a bit of hot water.

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The NRA Has Declared Itself a Religion, Gun-Worshippers Rejoice

Since they already hold non-profit status as and educational group the switch to religious affiliation will be rather seamless.

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Senate Passes Historic Gun Reform Bill

Beginning immediately all buyers of both new and used water guns will have to undergo a comprehensive background check to ensure they have the mental stability to properly care for and use their weapons.

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