It turns out that the Mayans were wrong. A much more accurate calendar has been discovered, one which also includes the cycles of the moon as well as assigning sequential numerals to the dates and separating them in groups of seven.
NASA is baffled by a confrontation that occurred yesterday between what appears to be a wealthy Martian humanoid and the Curiosity Rover. The Martian approached Curiosity, shaking his fist.
Fox News is reporting that an ongoing investigation has revealed evidence that “NASA actively proliferates pagan beliefs in astrology that contradict Christian doctrine at taxpayers’ expense, as demonstrated by the agency’s recent focus on the alleged Transit of Venus.”