Popular food-like snack company Hostess announced that they are ceasing production of their iconic treats. Shocked Americans demand answers! Is the post-election timing just a coincidence? Or is there a greater conspiracy brewing?
Popular food-like snack company Hostess announced that they are ceasing production of their iconic treats. Shocked Americans demand answers! Is the post-election timing just a coincidence? Or is there a greater conspiracy brewing?
Questions were raised as to whether the party' platform and positions were out of step with the majority of modern Americans and appeals were made to choose positions that were more in line with a modern democracy of enlightened citizens. These were soundly rejected in favor of just doing a better job obscuring their awful…
A week after his controversial pre-election removal of Mormonism from a list of cults on the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association web site, it has been quietly added back.
"So I really don't think this was God's plan. He is simply not that cruel. There's got to be another explanation-- so the only answer is that sadly, there must no longer be a God."
Rush Limbaugh spent three hours of his radio program this morning blaming President Barack Obama for immediately destroying an entire industry just seconds after winning the election Tuesday night.
2012 Presidential exit polls across the United States convincingly show that the country overwhelmingly rejected the Republican party in large part due to their vocal positions which make them look like dickheads.
"Hey, losing is still pretty lucrative. I crashed a ton of companies at Bain and still got paid. No worries, my friends. And I assume after this, Fox News will be calling to sign me up for something. Heck, they gave that Palin lady a job."
"I heard it's pretty good. I don't know though. A polar bear on an island? A smoke monster? How long can they drag this thing out? I just hope that they explain everything at the end. I can't take another one of those "Seinfeld" or "Sopranos" endings."
With his imminent defeat being reported, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney made a startling confession. Not able to come right out and say he lost, Romney pointed to Fox News reports stating he had the lead and was going to win in a historic landslide that would be a mandate against all Kenyan Muslim socialists…
An elderly woman just outside of Cleveland, Ohio admitted to a Fox News crew that she really wasn't an independent, but merely starved for attention.