Post Tagged with: "Michele Bachmann"


Tea Party Mistakenly Protests Arizona Thespian Center: “Thespians are against God’s will”

An innocent celebration turned chaotic Thursday as Tea Party demonstrators descended on Tucson, Arizona to protest the newly built Arizona Thespian Center. Led by Minnesota Senator Michele Bachmann, the protesters interrupted the ribbon cutting ceremony for the 1200-seat performing arts center by screaming a series of homophobic expletives, throwing objects at participants and threatening to “burn that building of sin to the ground”. Or as they would call it, doing God’s work. The participants of the ribbon cutting ceremony seemed […]

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With Obamacare Enrollment Surging, GOP Takes Credit For Success

Monday was the last day to enroll in healthcare via the market exchanges made available through the Affordable Care Act. There was a remarkable last minute surge by millions of Americans who suddenly realized they might actually need health insurance if something were to happen to them or their family. For years, the Republican Party platform has stood firm in their steadfast mission to stop the Affordable Care Act and its implementation. They knew that if it were to be […]

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Michele Bachmann Wants to Ban Halloween Stating, “Sucking on Satan’s Candy Sacks Leads to Liberalism”

“This holiday is based in Satanism. It’s a Pagan ritual to worship Satan and call him forth to the earth and the liberal elites have added socialism to it.”

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Republicans Accidentally Forget They Love War To Oppose Obama

Some House Republicans hinted that they may support military intervention in Syria if Bashar Assad were to do the unthinkable and implement Obamacare.

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Amanda Bynes To Run For Michele Bachmann’s House Seat

In an effort to bring some normalcy back to New York City as well as fill a soon to be up-for-grabs House seat, Amanda Bynes will be moving to Minnesota to run for Congress.

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Comedy Writers Start Petition For Michele Bachmann To Run Again

I’m sure we’ll have plenty of future contenders in the running for who is to replace her level of unintended comedic prowess, but none will come close to the abundance of never-ending material that she brings to the comedy world.

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Marcus Bachmann Excited About Gay Marriage In Minnesota: “It’s time to shave the beard!”

With the legalization of gay marriage seemingly coming soon to the state of Minnesota one resident of the Land of 10,000 Lakes is revving up for the exciting news.

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Tea Party Insists President Obama Call IRS Targeting Them An ‘Act of Terror’

The alleged targeting by the IRS has upset quite a few conservatives and the Tea Party insists that President Obama take action immediately by first and foremost calling the investigations an “act of terror.”

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TwinkieGate Investigator Probes Obama About Little Debbie Affair

Popular food-like snack company Hostess announced that they are ceasing production of their iconic treats. Shocked Americans demand answers! Is the post-election timing just a coincidence? Or is there a greater conspiracy brewing?

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Sandy’s “Blame Game” More Destructive Than Storm As Pundits Fight For Attention Grabbing Headlines And Photo Ops.

There was dissent among the ranks though; while Robertson blamed the gays Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck spewed their theory illustrating how this is ultimately Obama’s fault with his Socialist programs and environmental pandering.

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