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Fast Food Worker Refuses to Serve Overweight Customers Citing Religious Beliefs

“Gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins and is an affront to the Lord. I cannot go against his teachings and enable people’s sinful lifestyle.”

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Christian Right Enraged Over McDonald’s ‘Fifty Shades’ Bondage Toys

The catch phrase “I’m Lovin it” has taking on a whole new meaning with McDonald’s partnering with the popular film Fifty Shades of Grey on their latest Happy Meal toys. The mega-corporation couldn’t pass up the chance to co-brand on several new toys. The kids can choose from festive floggers, fuzzy handcuffs, multi-colored whips, ball gags and blindfolds. According to a McDonald’s representative, the girls’ toys consist of the blindfold, ball-gag or fuzzy cuffs. The boys’ toys are the whips, […]

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McDonald’s Defense: ‘Connective Tissue McNuggets’ Tested Poorly in Focus Groups

McDonald’s Corporation has come under fire in recent days for selling “chicken” McNuggets which contain less than 50% actual meat, with the rest being composed of fat, blood vessels, nerve, connective tissue, and ground bone.

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Kids Say ‘F#ck This Bullsh!t’ On News Of Kid’s Meal Elimination

Children across America are not reacting favorably to recent decisions by some national restaurant chains, most recently Taco Bell, to eliminate “kid’s meals” and their associated toy.

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NRA Announces Partnership With McDonald’s To Combat Childhood Obesity

Using their logic that “more guns make you safer” they are confident that the availability of more fast food to children will curtail the growing obesity epidemic.

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