Post Tagged with: "liberal"


Sarah Palin Knocks Self Unconscious Taking Ice Bucket Challenge

Earlier today, Sarah Palin knocked herself unconscious while participating in the Ice Bucket Challenge. Sponsored by the ALS Association, the Ice Bucket Challenge has participants film themselves pouring a bucket of water and ice over their heads. According to aides, Palin was unaware that the ice bucket was supposed to contain water and instead froze the entire bucket before dumping the large block of ice directly onto her own head. Unconscious, she was rushed to the hospital where doctors confirmed that […]

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Walmart Lowers Minimum Wage to $1 after Hobby Lobby Victory

Commencing immediately, Walmart is lowering the minimum wage of their 2.2 million employees to $1 per hour and permanently ending all health and retirement benefits. The CEO of Walmart, C. Douglas McMillon, made the announcement in a press conference just seconds after the Supreme Court of the United States handed down its controversial decision in Burwell v Hobby Lobby. The conservative court determined that for-profit corporations do not have to abide by the Affordable Care Act’s contraception coverage requirement if […]

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SURVEY: Political Costume Ideas For Democrats And Republicans

Free Wood Post took a survey of various members of Democratic think tanks and asked them to come up with the most creative political costumes for liberals. Below is the top ten list.

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Glenn Beck Exposes Secretive ‘Liberal Arts’ In Nearly Every American College

It is in these programs, he believes, where the majority of Americans are poisoning their minds with progressive ideals which are a grave threat to the very foundation of America.

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Todd Akin: Democrats Can’t Fool Us With Legitimate Math

In an interview with local news station FOX 4 News out of Kansas City, Missouri, Rep. Todd Akin revealed what he thinks of the Democrats going after the Republican tax strategy.

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Complaints Force Organizers to Completely Reformat Presidential Debates

Disgusted viewers sent over 250,000 emails to the Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD) demanding immediate change. In response, the CPD has brought in producer Matt Kunitz to “liven up” the debates.

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GOP Celebrates New ‘PreSin’ Pregnancy Prevention Pill

On Monday, the FDA gave final approval to the financially troubled KV Pharmaceutical for their “Afternoon-Before” pregnancy prevention pill. The pill, referred to as “PreSin” works by suppressing sexual desires prior to engaging in a sexual act.

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President Obama To Propose Legislation Limiting The Use of Pickup Trucks And Large SUVs

In an effort to boost fuel economy, as well as lessen the amount of fuel used within the United States, President Obama is proposing a legislation to Congress that will limit the use of both pickup trucks and large SUVs.

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Grand Canyon to be ‘Filled In’ For Religious Theme Park

Ultra-Conservative group, Jesus Loves Corporations (JLC), made waves on Monday when they successfully petitioned the U.S. government to fill in the Grand Canyon with cement and build the first ever “Jesus is My Savior Theme Park and Gun Range”.

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