Post Tagged with: "hurricane sandy"


Hurricane Sandy Victims to John Boehner: Go F*ck Yourself

Using John Boehner’s own words to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, the victims of Hurricane Sandy have let the Speaker of the House of Representatives know how they feel about his lack of bringing storm aid to a vote before the end of the 112th Congress.

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Romney: Obama Should Have Condemned Sandy as “An Act of Weather Terrorism”

This week presidential hopeful Mitt Romney released a statement expressing outrage at the President’s refusal to refer to the recent super storm Sandy as “a terrorist act of weather.”

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Federal Government Declares Donald Trump’s Hair A “Disaster Area”

Usually this sort of declaration must involve a committee and lengthy reviews, but based on the severity of the situation, both President Obama and Governor Christie agreed that they needed to put away their political differences and address the situation.

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Romney on Hurricane Sandy Aftermath: “It Reminds Me of When I Was a Child and Had To Clean My Room”

“It was overwhelming, it was terrible in fact, but I rolled up my sleeves and began to pick it all up and put it back together piece by piece.”

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Ryan Plans to Offer Vouchers to Residents of New Jersey Coast

During several stops along the way, Ryan met with anxious residents to reassure them that once elected, a Romney-Ryan administration would provide them with all the vouchers they needed to rebuild their shattered lives.

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Sandy’s “Blame Game” More Destructive Than Storm As Pundits Fight For Attention Grabbing Headlines And Photo Ops.

There was dissent among the ranks though; while Robertson blamed the gays Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck spewed their theory illustrating how this is ultimately Obama’s fault with his Socialist programs and environmental pandering.

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People Are Really Hurting With the Stock Market Closed Again, Says Romney

“The stock market being closed for two days in a row is absolutely devastating to many. Shucks, I’ve lost a few million since Monday myself. But it’s not about me. It’s about the little guy who may have lost only a couple hundred thousand dollars.”

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Romney: Obama’s Promise of Storm Aid Will Just Encourage More Storms

Mitt Romney complained yesterday that President Obama is clearly overstepping the powers assigned to the federal government by the United States Constitution, as the President promised forthcoming help in the face of Hurricane Sandy bearing down on the eastern seaboard.

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