Post Tagged with: "healthcare"


Ted Cruz: ‘Only The Wealthy Should Be Allowed To Thrive’

In a moment of honesty, Texas Senator Ted Cruz revealed what he truly thinks about prosperity in the United States. In an open forum to undergraduate students at Liberty University, Cruz opened up about how the country should ideally be run, at least in his opinion. “You’ll hear all the time about ‘equal opportunity for all’, but what is that really? I’ll tell you. It’s liberal mumbo jumbo for ‘giving poor people a chance.’ However, why are they poor? They’re […]

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GOP: ‘Tax dollars should be for war and subsidies for the rich, not healthcare!’

WASHINGTON, DC — Many on the Republican side of the aisle are still up in arms about the passage and implementation of the Affordable Care Act. They are most upset about the use of taxpayer dollars to fund it. Especially through the use of a mandate. “How dare the president and other like-minded liberals expect people to be forced to buy health coverage,” said Speaker John Boehner. “Tax dollars should be for war and subsidies for the rich, not healthcare! […]

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Republicans Jealous Obama Actually Knows How To Relate To Young People

President Obama was just featured in a Funny or Die sketch with Zach Galifianakis. The president’s goal is to reach young Americans who are uninsured and help them gain insurance through visiting healthcare.gov. Several Republicans are very upset and jealous that President Obama can reach the under age 50 audience. Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) said, “We’ve never been able to tap into that market. I could say he’s wasting his time, but he’s not. He’s actually making my job of […]

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Slow Government Healthcare Website Obviously Means We Should Go Back To Not Giving A Shit About The Sick

It’s not like we need our health to survive or anything.

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Software Expert: Healthcare.gov Has Fewer Glitches Than GOP, Works More Than John Boehner

One software expert claims that Healthcare.gov works more than Republican House Speaker John Boehner and with less glitches than the entire Republican party.

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