Post Tagged with: "guns"


Ted Nugent Admits His Guns Make Up For Having Remarkably Small Dick

“It is what it is…”

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One Texas Man Concedes: It’s Easier To Get A Gun Than Get Laid With My Tiny Willy

This man’s honesty was refreshing and impressive.

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Thanks To Obama’s Actions, Mentally Unstable Woman Prevented From Purchasing New Gun

The FBI was contacted immediately following Obama’s announcement.

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GOP Upset Obama Wants To Prevent Their Mentally Unstable Voting Base From Buying Guns

“He’s trying to strip our entire voting base of their right to own a firearm.”

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NRA Outraged President Obama Wants Fewer People To Die

“How’s it going to look with fewer people dying. People won’t think they need guns.”

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Many Republicans Concerned About The Safety Of Their ‘Loved Ones’ After Latest Shooting

“With all these shootings, the thought of losing mine was a thought I couldn’t bear…”

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Senate Passes Historic Gun Reform Bill

Beginning immediately all buyers of both new and used water guns will have to undergo a comprehensive background check to ensure they have the mental stability to properly care for and use their weapons.

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NRA Backs Down, Admits Carrying Handguns Would Not Have Saved Dinosaurs From Extinction

“It was a careless comment by one of our staff,” admits the Association’s CEO Wayne LaPierre. “Historical speculation can only go so far – it’s fine if you’re talking about 1775, but we can’t speak with any authority on prehistoric events.

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FBI Tracking Gun Ownership And Mental Health Through Facebook

It seems that one way the government has decided to help curb gun violence is to track who owns guns and what mental health issues may appear by noting how often Facebook users post about guns, the second amendment, ammunition, and supposed tyranny.

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Man With Multiple Facebook Posts About Loving Guns Proves He May Be Slightly Crazy — Police Investigate

In the outpouring of opinions on Facebook from both sides one area man near Odessa Texas has apparently gone a little overboard. Every five minutes he’s either posting a status update, an image, or reposting something someone else has posted in regards to his second amendment right.

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