On Tuesday, former President Bill Clinton was appointed to the position of Chaperone of the United States Secret Service.Continue Reading →
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April 11, 2012 marks a historic and sad day for the people of United States of America. Their most beloved hero, Captain America, has decided to defect to Canada.Continue Reading →
Ultra-Conservative group, Jesus Loves Corporations (JLC), made waves on Monday when they successfully petitioned the U.S. government to fill in the Grand Canyon with cement and build the first ever “Jesus is My Savior Theme Park and Gun Range”.Continue Reading →