Jesus Christ was selected as the winning choice and no other candidates were in the running. The state bird remains the cardinal, the state language remains English, and the state sport remains NASCAR. No other changes were made.
Newer fragments of just recently translated Biblical documents suggest that the commonly known miracle of Jesus turning water into wine was not, in fact, his first recorded miracle.
Word has leaked from blogger Reality Steve that God has chosen the next pope. After much pontiff-icating, God has selected the man whom we are told may not have originally been the most pope-ular choice.
New polling data collected by the Pew Research Center shows that of your disapproving friends who tell you that they "will pray for you" or "are praying for you," less than 3% actually do such a thing.
Just when people started to think that the 2012 election can’t get any more intriguing, it just did. On August 25, 2012 Mr. Romney made a surprise campaign stop in Salt Lake City, Utah.
When approached later in the day at a meet-and-greet by one of the protesters, Romney responded to a question asked with a surprisingly honest yet bothersome response.