Posts Tagged ‘ God ’

North Carolina Legislature Chooses Jesus as Official State Lord and Savior

April 4, 2013
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"North" "Carolina" "official" "state" "lord" "savior"

Jesus Christ was selected as the winning choice and no other candidates were in the running. The state bird remains the cardinal, the state language remains English, and the state sport remains NASCAR. No other changes were made.

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Jesus Originally Turned Water Into Budweiser But Told By Angry Mob To Change It Back

March 13, 2013
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Jesus_Wine

Newer fragments of just recently translated Biblical documents suggest that the commonly known miracle of Jesus turning water into wine was not, in fact, his first recorded miracle.

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God Has Chosen New Pope In Most Dramatic Rose Ceremony Ever

March 11, 2013
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"Bachelor" "Pope" "rose"

Word has leaked from blogger Reality Steve that God has chosen the next pope. After much pontiff-icating, God has selected the man whom we are told may not have originally been the most pope-ular choice.

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Egyptians Upset At Unfair Portrayal In Bible

March 6, 2013
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Egypt

Egyptian scholars gathered in Cairo to publicly protest what they say is a terribly unfair portrayal of Egyptians in the Bible.

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Less Than Three Percent Of Those Who Say They’ll Pray For You Actually Ever Do

February 18, 2013
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prayer

New polling data collected by the Pew Research Center shows that of your disapproving friends who tell you that they "will pray for you" or "are praying for you," less than 3% actually do such a thing.

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God Orders Cowboys Stadium Roof Closed

October 3, 2012
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"God" "Cowboys" "Texas" "Stadium" "roof" "closed" "Free" "Wood" "Post"

God broke decades of silence in all matters concerning football when He convened a press conference to order the roof permanently closed.

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Romney Pledges to Declare War on Satan

August 27, 2012
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"Romney" "war" "Satan" "Free" "Wood" "Post"

Just when people started to think that the 2012 election can’t get any more intriguing, it just did. On August 25, 2012 Mr. Romney made a surprise campaign stop in Salt Lake City, Utah.

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Mitt Romney on his Wealth: God Obviously Loves Me More Than You

June 18, 2012
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"Romney" "Wealth" "God"

When approached later in the day at a meet-and-greet by one of the protesters, Romney responded to a question asked with a surprisingly honest yet bothersome response.

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Santorum Tells Supporters That All Science Is Make-Believe And The Sun Revolves Around The Earth

March 15, 2012
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"Santorum" "Science" "Earth" "Sun"

At a rally in Independence, Missouri, Rick Santorum revealed to a large crowd a lot more information regarding his beliefs on science.

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Study Asks, ‘Do Atheists Have Morals?’

October 12, 2011
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atheistmorals

On Monday Pajoso Polling released the results of a new poll that found that 93% of atheists believe that their actions are guided by a moral code.

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