Post Tagged with: "Glenn Beck"


White House Accidentally Orders Drone Strike on Fox News Headquarters

The White House is in crisis mode after accidentally ordering a targeted drone strike on the Fox News Headquarters in New York City. On Thursday, at approximately 2:37 AM, members of the Joint Chiefs alerted President Obama that the Drone Strike System or DSS had activated and that several fully armed drones had been sent to deal with an “immediate threat to national security”. The President, realizing the system’s mistake was able to abort the attack just seconds before missiles […]

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Word-Control Bill Introduced By Congressman Lindsey Graham Has 1st Amendment Rights Advocates Up In Arms

In response to recent reports of psychological damage inflicted on innocent children (and others) by thoughtless people using cruel, derogatory, degrading or confusing words, South Carolina Congressman Lindsey Graham introduced a bill that intends to stop this hurtful practice by any means necessary.

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Glenn Beck Exposes Secretive ‘Liberal Arts’ In Nearly Every American College

It is in these programs, he believes, where the majority of Americans are poisoning their minds with progressive ideals which are a grave threat to the very foundation of America.

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TwinkieGate Investigator Probes Obama About Little Debbie Affair

Popular food-like snack company Hostess announced that they are ceasing production of their iconic treats. Shocked Americans demand answers! Is the post-election timing just a coincidence? Or is there a greater conspiracy brewing?

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Glenn Beck: Doomsday is Here – The Only Thing Left We Can Do Is Crawl Back Under Our Rocks

At this point I don’t even think any amount of guns or ammunition or homeschooling or moving to uninhabited lands will protect us from those who seek to “enlighten” us. We need to go further. We need to fully shelter ourselves once again from this scary reality we live in.

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In Drunken Stupor, Glenn Beck Admits He Will Vote For Obama

Beck has been unceasing in his criticism of President Barack Obama dating back to the 2008 election. He has had nothing positive to say, turning to vitriolic rants to put voice to his opinions. That’s why it was such a surprise when Beck admitted that he would be voting for Mr. Obama November 6.

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Sandy’s “Blame Game” More Destructive Than Storm As Pundits Fight For Attention Grabbing Headlines And Photo Ops.

There was dissent among the ranks though; while Robertson blamed the gays Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck spewed their theory illustrating how this is ultimately Obama’s fault with his Socialist programs and environmental pandering.

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President Obama Steps on Reporter’s Foot and Apologizes, Republicans Outraged

“Now we look like we have a Sympathizer-in-Chief. Mitt Romney wouldn’t have apologized, instead he would’ve had the Secret Service tackle him and then force him to pay for any and all damages to his loafers. That’s the kind of leadership we need.”

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Glenn Beck’s American Airlines trauma leads to National Open a Soda for Glenn Beck Day

Demanding the head of the American flight attendant who, according to Beck, failed to open a can of soda for the conservative stalwart, seems a small price to pay.

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Humor Columnist Distraught: There is Absolutely Nothing Funny About Penn State Scandal

For nearly a week, the various forms of media, from television news to the internet, have been saturated with the story of sexual abuse of several children by a former Penn State football coach.

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