Post Tagged with: "Gay"


US Tells Russia Snowden Is Gay So They Finally Arrest Him

Apparently releasing sensitive information about trying to foil terrorist plots is not something Russia has a problem with, but gay cooties give them the heebie jeebies.

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Pope Francis: I’m Cool With My Gays, Not All Gays

In an effort to clarify his message Pope Francis told Free Wood Post that he wants to make clear that he was only speaking about homosexuals who choose to serve God within the Catholic Church as priests and abstain from all sexual intercourse.

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Anti-Gay Group ‘One Million Moms’ Actually Made Up Of One Guy

It turns out this man whom we’ll call Buford, because that’s his name, is a defrocked minister with so much time on his hands that he created 40,000 fake ID’s so he could attack whatever company he wanted.

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TwinkieGate Investigator Probes Obama About Little Debbie Affair

Popular food-like snack company Hostess announced that they are ceasing production of their iconic treats. Shocked Americans demand answers! Is the post-election timing just a coincidence? Or is there a greater conspiracy brewing?

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Sandy’s “Blame Game” More Destructive Than Storm As Pundits Fight For Attention Grabbing Headlines And Photo Ops.

There was dissent among the ranks though; while Robertson blamed the gays Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck spewed their theory illustrating how this is ultimately Obama’s fault with his Socialist programs and environmental pandering.

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Pat Robertson And Chuck Norris Vow To Save Us From ‘AntiChrist Obama’s Reign Of Darkness And Terror’

TV evangelist Pat Robertson and martial arts superhero Chuck Norris joined forces rallying together at a worldwide prayer event asking God to send Jesus down a little early and save us from 1000 years of darkness.

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Arkansas Congressman Says ABC Weather Can No Longer Be Trusted Due To Gay Weatherman

“This is a really bad example for our kids. Look, Satan has obviously taken Mr. Champion’s nice, firm body into his clutches. He’s forced him to admire the rippling muscles of a handsome Latino man. “

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Obama’s Facebook Account Hijacked By Devious Prankster

This evening a flurry of un-presidential and outright funny updates were splashed across President Obama’s Facebook page while he was at a dinner party.

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