Post Tagged with: "Gay Marriage"


Fast Food Worker Refuses to Serve Overweight Customers Citing Religious Beliefs

“Gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins and is an affront to the Lord. I cannot go against his teachings and enable people’s sinful lifestyle.”

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Grindr Adds Fuel to the Mozilla CEO Controversy

Mountain View, CA  (FWP)   April 2, 2014  – Brendan Eich has been CEO of Mozilla less than one week, however the contentious debate surrounding his anti-gay views continues to grow larger.   On Tuesday the website Grindr became the second social networking site to release a public statement regarding Eich’s opposition of same-sex marriages. The controversy began last week when Mozilla, best known for the open source web-browser Firefox, announced that Mr. Eich would be their new CEO. On […]

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Marcus Bachmann Excited About Gay Marriage In Minnesota: “It’s time to shave the beard!”

With the legalization of gay marriage seemingly coming soon to the state of Minnesota one resident of the Land of 10,000 Lakes is revving up for the exciting news.

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Washington State Seeks Constitutional Amendment Banning Straight Marriage

In a surprising and controversial move, the Washington state legislature is considering an amendment to its constitution defining marriage as only existing between couples of the same sex. The amendment will be voted on in the November election and is currently polling at a tight 51%-49% in favor of the change. The New Marriage Amendment (N.M.A.) was first introduced by a non-profit organization called the Preservation of Marriage Coalition whose mission is to “preserve the sanctity of marriage”. However, during […]

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Republican Erupts into Undecipherable Gibberish Regarding Homosexuality, Gun Control, and Abortion

At a local town hall meeting in Bismark, North Dakota open to the public where legislators, predominantly Republican, were discussing budding legislation regarding zoning permits and the school board, proud Tea Party Republican Thomas Frinkleman stood up and seemingly lost his marbles.

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Woman Excited Gay Marriage May Let Her One Day Marry Her Guinea Pig

Penelope Gottledam is overjoyed with the slippery slope that may one day allow her to marry her beloved Guinea Pig named Cheesecake.

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Tiger Woods Hopes Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Be A Slippery Slope to Polygamy

“The gay marriage movement is making a lot of progress. It will be legal in the whole country soon; I think that’s obvious. And when that happens, I really think people will seriously consider supporting polygamous marriages too.”

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Rick Perry Says Marriage Definition Should Be Left Up To Bigoted States

“We have a thing that’s written into the Constitution that says states can make up their own minds about these kinds of things. Some states are just more loving and accepting.”

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U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia: “I’m Proud To Be a Douchebag”

I’ve had to make decisions on cases that would’ve devastated me financially if I upheld the Constitution and I couldn’t let that happen.

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TwinkieGate Investigator Probes Obama About Little Debbie Affair

Popular food-like snack company Hostess announced that they are ceasing production of their iconic treats. Shocked Americans demand answers! Is the post-election timing just a coincidence? Or is there a greater conspiracy brewing?

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