Posts Tagged ‘ Fox News ’

GOP Asks For Pearl Harbor Investigation Because “We Still Don’t Have All the Answers”

May 17, 2013
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What did Roosevelt know and when did he know it? And more specifically, what did Hillary Clinton know and when did she know it?

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Bush Presidential Library Steals Children’s Books from Local Schools

April 30, 2013
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  Librarians from public schools in Dallas, Texas have asked that the Bush Presidential Library return the tens of thousands of children’s books that were borrowed for last week’s opening. John Swift, head of the Library’s selection staff had the difficult task of filling the library’s shelves for a President who frankly “ doesn’t read ‘wordy books’…

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Washington State Seeks Constitutional Amendment Banning Straight Marriage

April 23, 2013
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Washington State Seeks Constitutional Amendment Banning Straight Marriage

In a surprising and controversial move, the Washington state legislature is considering an amendment to its constitution defining marriage as only existing between couples of the same sex. The amendment will be voted on in the November election and is currently polling at a tight 51%-49% in favor of the change. The New Marriage Amendment…

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92% of Fox News Viewers Still Angry Over Benghazi, Though 99% Of Those Not Sure Why

April 20, 2013
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92% of Fox News Viewers Still Angry Over Benghazi, Though 99% Of Those Not Sure Why

A new telephone poll shows that a solid 92% of all regular Fox News viewers are still angry over Benghazi, though an equally impressive 99% of those respondents aren't sure why because they can't remember, or in many cases never really knew what Benghazi even refers to.

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Virginia: Rape Victims Must Provide Video Proof of Attack to Prosecute

April 12, 2013
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In the land of the free, where a woman is raped every 24 seconds and only 3% of perpetrators ever face jail time, one state is finally fighting back.

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Republican Erupts into Undecipherable Gibberish Regarding Homosexuality, Gun Control, and Abortion

April 12, 2013
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At a local town hall meeting in Bismark, North Dakota open to the public where legislators, predominantly Republican, were discussing budding legislation regarding zoning permits and the school board, proud Tea Party Republican Thomas Frinkleman stood up and seemingly lost his marbles.

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White House Accidentally Orders Drone Strike on Fox News Headquarters

March 28, 2013
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The White House is in crisis mode after accidentally ordering a targeted drone strike on the Fox News Headquarters in New York City. On Thursday, at approximately 2:37 AM, members of the Joint Chiefs alerted President Obama that the Drone Strike System or DSS had activated and that several fully armed drones had been sent…

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Word-Control Bill Introduced By Congressman Lindsey Graham Has 1st Amendment Rights Advocates Up In Arms

March 6, 2013
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In response to recent reports of psychological damage inflicted on innocent children (and others) by thoughtless people using cruel, derogatory, degrading or confusing words, South Carolina Congressman Lindsey Graham introduced a bill that intends to stop this hurtful practice by any means necessary.

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Fox News Loses Credibility Amongst Logical Thinkers, Gains With Paranoid Delusional Narcissists

February 7, 2013
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It would appear Fox News will not change its course of action when reporting the news, but will instead change its slogan from "Fair and Balanced" to " We know what you want to hear."

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GOP Congressman Claims the Sun is “Socialist” — Giving Light and Heat Away To All For Free

December 12, 2012
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Not only are the actions taken to harness solar energy socialist, but we need to look at the actual sun itself. The sun gives light and heat to the entire earth -- it gives it away for free.

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