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Fox News: George Zimmerman Walks On Water, Saves Drowning Man

According to Fox News Zimmerman sprung into action walking on top of the water, all the way out to the drowning man telling him, “Take courage! It is I. Don’t be afraid.”

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Zimmerman Calls For Some Kind of Professional Uniformed Force For Public Safety

In the aftermath of George Zimmerman’s acquittal in the killing of Trayvon Martin, the defendant has called for the formation of a professional uniformed force which would be responsible for public safety and be paid for by local taxes.

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President Obama Steps on Reporter’s Foot and Apologizes, Republicans Outraged

“Now we look like we have a Sympathizer-in-Chief. Mitt Romney wouldn’t have apologized, instead he would’ve had the Secret Service tackle him and then force him to pay for any and all damages to his loafers. That’s the kind of leadership we need.”

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Florida Governor Plans to Use Fear of Zombies to Suppress Voter Turnout

A memo leaked by a source inside of Florida Governor Rick Scott’s office details how the Florida State Republican Party plans to use the fear of zombies to scare people in selected areas of the state into staying home on election day.

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