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Recent Inflammatory Ted Nugent Comments Are Being Called ‘All One Great Big Understanding’

“He really is an asshole.”

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Downed Facebook Frightened Millennials Into Thinking They May Need To Learn Social Skills

WORLD WIDE WEB — For a brief moment today, the world was without Facebook. It was terrifying for most, but for Millennials, it was a giant wake-up call. For the generation who group up talking to each other through the internet, they were faced with the broad realization that they may actually have to face their peers face to face. Even the remote concept of this was enough for many to crawl under their beds and hide until their security […]

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Man Writes Blog, Posts in Comment Section, Quotes Himself, Then ‘Likes’ It

Ned Turnington of Whistle, PA knows a thing or two about a lot of things. In his latest blog posting about why the U.S. economy crashed he listed several different hypotheses, where every hypothesis was sourced to a previous blog posting as evidence. Turnington is fairly certain one of the reasons the economy crashed was because the universe could sense the impending election of Barack Obama. He knew this, because one day, on his way home from work, he stopped […]

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‘Sluts’ Blocked from Jacob Hall’s Facebook Page, Asked to Friend ‘Acobjay Allhay’ Instead

As we first learned in Kim Hall’s “FYI (If You’re a Teenage Girl), legions of harlots are conspiring to deflower the purity of her wholesome children.

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Bill Gates Will No Longer Give Out Disney Trips or Free Money Through Email or Facebook

Bill Gates has announced that he will no longer be handing out free trips to Disney World for testing his email tracking software or $5000 cash bundles for sharing his creepy photo on Facebook.

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Facebook Employee Outs Insidious Program That Targets Users With Ads

Facebook has been systematically scanning status messages, comments, and likes in order to maliciously target users for advertisements.

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NBA: All Homophobic Tweets Must First Be Cleared By Jason Collins

In the wake of Indiana Pacers star Roy Hibbert’s post-game comments which included what many have interpreted as homophobic in nature, the NBA is instituting a new policy.

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Fears Of Church Takeover By Facebook As Pope Resigns

“If you look more closely, you’ll see some curious parallels between the two – both started by Jewish guys with a knack for starting mass movements, phenomenal global reach, etc. This is one to watch.”

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Proposed Michigan Bill Mandates Sonogram Postings To Facebook For Abortion Seekers

If the picture receives at least 10 likes within a period of 2 hours, any abortion of that fetus will be prohibited by law.

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FBI Tracking Gun Ownership And Mental Health Through Facebook

It seems that one way the government has decided to help curb gun violence is to track who owns guns and what mental health issues may appear by noting how often Facebook users post about guns, the second amendment, ammunition, and supposed tyranny.

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